but consider the possible noise effects on (checks notes) my neighbor's detached garage

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"ugh, this game takes forever" - person who adds 30 seconds to every action because they're on their phone whenever it's not actively their turn

"how does your kid know what South Park is?" it's because Praxton's mom didn't set up the Netflix account correctly and the daycare center will not let you personally interview every classmate prior to entry to screen for this fact. There is no undo button.

It doesn't, but it's not her fault her kids know what South Park is either

I don't know how to break this to you, but kids talk to other kids

My friend, now in his 40's, still sees a pediatric cardiologist for his heart condition for this reason

Do they just not have wind in this area or what?

Everyone knew Sam Wang's 95%+ chance for Clinton to win was much better than Nate Silver, who was "obviously" overstating Trump's chances in order to juice clicks

> Physicists knew i was a mathematical fiction.

Not what that means, not what it has ever meant, not any less fictional than rational numbers, stop doing this, help

I love vote by mail but this part sucks

That won't stop me because I can't read!

It's a completely opaque metaphor (opaque like black ink on white paper)