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I lurked on Twixter and I’ll lurk here too god damn it. I have 20 followers and I’m as surprised as you
Then he drops the robe to reveal he’s decked out in the teams Homefield Apparel appareal. The press goes wild, the fans go insane, and the Roadrunners welcome their new head coach.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The hats are Ole Miss, LSU, Florida, Tennessee and UTSA. A banner is then brought out “LANE KIFFIN’S COACHING CHOICE BROGHT TO YOU BY HOMEFIELD APPAREL”. Thats right the hats are all by Homefield and Lane sits behind the table and chooses his hat like a kid on recruiting day.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No, we’re tired of seeing them
January 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Scientist: You know that soda can take years off the end of your life.
Me: Yeah but those years suck anyway. *glug glug*
January 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Golden dumpster was Jon Voight struggling to load and shoot a bow and arrow.
November 15, 2024 at 8:11 PM