You know it

I suddenly feel a lot better about being a child

And a merry (the gift-giving holiday of St Nicholas' Eve is on December 5th but the Americans managed to fuck that one up as well) Christmas to you too!

Sorry, I was hungry

he spends actual months watching videos, comparing shell diameters, calculating the average amount of powder per shell, etc.
I just buy all the stupid names that fit in my budget.
he ends up jealous of my purchases every year.
'tis a good system.

the worst part is that my system works more reliably than his

On a related note, where can I find WhatsApp's "please give me push notifications again, I haven't even turned them off"-button?

I mean, to be fair, with how much of a fire hazard it can be, I really can't argue against a day dedicated to making people aware of dryer lint