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An advance look at Barry Blitt’s “Left to Their Own Devices,” the cover for next week’s issue. #NewYorkerCovers
March 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Elon’s hat discussed in Houthi PC chat
1/4 Houthi PC Small Group JD Vance Oh my god, did you see Elon's hat? Pete Hegseth Oh fuck. Haha haha. Michael Waltz What the hell even is it? JD Vance It's a fedora with safari flaps in the back Michael Waltz Holy shit. He looks so fucking stupid Michael Waltz Talk later. I'll take care of that thing. .. .. 2/4 Houthi PC Small Group JD Vance It's done. I talked to Don. We're good Pete Hegseth Loose ends? JD Vance We're all good. About to be way better. Pete Hegseth （ Michael Waltz Did you see Elon's hat? He's still fucking wearing it. JD Vance Yes, I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he's afraid to show them to anyone. Pete Hegseth LOL. That is so sad. Michael Waltz So sad. Soooo sad. So so so so so sad. JD Vance It's so heartbreaking, but I can't stop laughing. JD Vance Tears are literally streaming down my face thinking about his cumb dice. く 3/4 Houthi PC Small Group Michael Waltz VP. building collapsed. Had multiple positive ID. Pete, Kurilla, the IC, amazing job. JD Vance Holy fucking shit. Elon's hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. President Trump made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he'd let Elon keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit. Pete Hegseth What did he do when President Trump made him take it off? JD Vance He took the hat off and he hid his head in his hands. You could tell he was crying. He kept saying under his breath, "you can't fucking do that". Then Trump said "what's that, Elon?" and he said nothing. And then a minute later, he said "it's not a distraction. The guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off". Trump asked him how much it cost, and he said "it's illegal for you to ask me that." And Elon said "I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. Trump said "just take the hat off Blon". "No I'm not taking the fucking hat off". Then he 414 Houthi PC Small Group guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off". Trump asked him how much it cost, and he said "it's illegal for you to ask me that." And Elon said "I'm putting the hat back on, I don't care what happens to me. Trump said "just take the hat off Elon". "No I'm not taking the fucking hat off". Then he stood up and said "I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat." He went to slam his hand down on the table but he hit his water bottle and it spilled all over his laptop and then I swear to fucking god, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire but the back flap got trapped around Greg Abbott's wheelchair, and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair. He was fucking beet red. I thought he was going to have a heart attack. One of the flaps got wheel grease on it and he said "what the fuck is all this stuff? You have to grease these wheels?" And Greg said "yeah you have to keep the wheels lubricated". And he said "yeah well I'm not supposed to get grease on this hat." And Tulsi was just sitting there slightly in his way towards the door, and as he walked towards her he said "move" and right when he said it, he realized he had gone too far. So he said in a jokey voice "WHO SAID THAT?"
March 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Looks like my cat likes his new scratcher/lounger.
My car Lux likes his new scratcher
March 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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nice
September 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM