@seb1000.bsky.social
Anyone else put on nightclub amounts of eyeliner and mascara before a haircut to avoid staring at yourself as a drowned rat for half an hour?
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Anyone else put on nightclub amounts of eyeliner and mascara before a haircut to avoid staring at yourself as a drowned rat for half an hour?
I could never have predicted the ways in which my kid cracks me up.
He was watching Tiny Chef. I was unloading the dishwasher.
“Mom! Tiny Chef thinks food coloring is only for food, but it’s not!”
“What’s it for?”
“Oobleck! A non-Newtonian fluid! Like ketchup!”
Thanks @thespacegal.bsky.social !
He was watching Tiny Chef. I was unloading the dishwasher.
“Mom! Tiny Chef thinks food coloring is only for food, but it’s not!”
“What’s it for?”
“Oobleck! A non-Newtonian fluid! Like ketchup!”
Thanks @thespacegal.bsky.social !
January 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I could never have predicted the ways in which my kid cracks me up.
He was watching Tiny Chef. I was unloading the dishwasher.
“Mom! Tiny Chef thinks food coloring is only for food, but it’s not!”
“What’s it for?”
“Oobleck! A non-Newtonian fluid! Like ketchup!”
Thanks @thespacegal.bsky.social !
He was watching Tiny Chef. I was unloading the dishwasher.
“Mom! Tiny Chef thinks food coloring is only for food, but it’s not!”
“What’s it for?”
“Oobleck! A non-Newtonian fluid! Like ketchup!”
Thanks @thespacegal.bsky.social !
I’m really gonna need to meet a cheetah.
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I’m really gonna need to meet a cheetah.
It’s all fun and games til your shawl edge is 400 stitches (on its way to 750ish) and a row takes 20 minutes.
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It’s all fun and games til your shawl edge is 400 stitches (on its way to 750ish) and a row takes 20 minutes.
Don’t snooze on Burn Notice as a background comfort watch. On Hulu.
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Don’t snooze on Burn Notice as a background comfort watch. On Hulu.
I called the electrician I’ve been meaning to call for way longer than I care to admit. And he’s coming over Friday. I will be riding this high for days.
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I called the electrician I’ve been meaning to call for way longer than I care to admit. And he’s coming over Friday. I will be riding this high for days.
What’s the evolutionary thing that makes you want to clean out all your stuff in the new year? I think I’m going to try by category rather than location? First up, all meds from everywhere, I’m looking at you glovebox tums and advil and kitchen tums and advil and upstairs bathroom tums and advil.
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
What’s the evolutionary thing that makes you want to clean out all your stuff in the new year? I think I’m going to try by category rather than location? First up, all meds from everywhere, I’m looking at you glovebox tums and advil and kitchen tums and advil and upstairs bathroom tums and advil.
I took a flu/covid test because I’d been exposed and and slept shitty/had a headache. Came up positive for Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I took a flu/covid test because I’d been exposed and and slept shitty/had a headache. Came up positive for Venezuela.
He learned to crochet in March, and started these in November.
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He learned to crochet in March, and started these in November.
John has been untangling a skein of yarn for me for more than 2 hours. Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
John has been untangling a skein of yarn for me for more than 2 hours. Merry Christmas!
I am certain I bought some hot neon pink yarn, but I can’t find which stashlet it’s hiding in.
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I am certain I bought some hot neon pink yarn, but I can’t find which stashlet it’s hiding in.
Is anything not horrifying right now? Good grief.
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Is anything not horrifying right now? Good grief.
I will not start collecting Christmas tree blow molds. I will not start collecting Christmas tree blow molds. I will not start collecting Christmas tree blow molds.
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I will not start collecting Christmas tree blow molds. I will not start collecting Christmas tree blow molds. I will not start collecting Christmas tree blow molds.
Happy Batman smells season to all who celebrate.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Happy Batman smells season to all who celebrate.
I just want you to know that the theme for our family Xmas this year is 1990 plaid turtlenecks/mock-necks. Bonus points for a monogram of some sort. Mine is black watch plaid.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I just want you to know that the theme for our family Xmas this year is 1990 plaid turtlenecks/mock-necks. Bonus points for a monogram of some sort. Mine is black watch plaid.
It’s 8:30am on Thanksgiving, who already messed up cooking? Me. It was me. Fixable though.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It’s 8:30am on Thanksgiving, who already messed up cooking? Me. It was me. Fixable though.
No you decided that the front door HAD to be painted today.
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No you decided that the front door HAD to be painted today.
J learned to crochet in March. (There is also a 64qt tub in the family room)
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
J learned to crochet in March. (There is also a 64qt tub in the family room)
This review was taped inside a book I was considering at the library. Not anymore!
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This review was taped inside a book I was considering at the library. Not anymore!
@bethoutloud.bsky.social if I wanted to just dip the tiniest toe into dyeing so that when we tie-dye a tshirt or sweatshirt it stays as vibrant as it looks with dye before washing, what should I read? (Or know or buy?)
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@bethoutloud.bsky.social if I wanted to just dip the tiniest toe into dyeing so that when we tie-dye a tshirt or sweatshirt it stays as vibrant as it looks with dye before washing, what should I read? (Or know or buy?)
I just saw a handwritten 8x10 sign on a stake in the ground on the side of a beltway ramp that said just “Epstein files”. It was like less than a foot off the ground. It was such a mousy little protest, but a protest no less. I do love this place.
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I just saw a handwritten 8x10 sign on a stake in the ground on the side of a beltway ramp that said just “Epstein files”. It was like less than a foot off the ground. It was such a mousy little protest, but a protest no less. I do love this place.
Highly recommend making a big deal out of nothing for the little joy nugget. My family woke up wishing each other a Happy Bagel Day and I’m now happily enjoying a banana nut bagel (I swear, it’s subtle and not sweet) with veggie cream cheese.
My favorite bagel place is opening a location a mile from me on Monday and this is the kind of news I’m expecting to keep me going.
October 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Highly recommend making a big deal out of nothing for the little joy nugget. My family woke up wishing each other a Happy Bagel Day and I’m now happily enjoying a banana nut bagel (I swear, it’s subtle and not sweet) with veggie cream cheese.
My favorite bagel place is opening a location a mile from me on Monday and this is the kind of news I’m expecting to keep me going.
October 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My favorite bagel place is opening a location a mile from me on Monday and this is the kind of news I’m expecting to keep me going.
Guys, the Reese’s PB Oreos are just as good as I hoped.
September 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Guys, the Reese’s PB Oreos are just as good as I hoped.