My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good

That's a shame. Sad to hear that. I just tried Turret vs turret on itch.io but sadly the sound isn't working (on iPhone and iPad / Safari).

What are you talking about? This is completely wrong!