Catt ☀️
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sebastiangiraffe.bsky.social
Catt ☀️
@sebastiangiraffe.bsky.social
Dancer, amateur artist, professional procrastinator ☀️

Disclaimer: I’m not actually a giraffe and my name is not actually Sebastian 😊
Is it permitted to listen to Christmas music in October, if you are making Christmas presents?

Asking for a friend…
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
the radio announcer just said ‘we’re nearly through the first week of September’, and I would like to submit a formal complaint about this please

Not about the radio lady, just about it already being September 🙄
September 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bookshops are very dangerous places - went in looking for one specific book, came out with three, none of which was the book I was actually looking for 😂
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s not even 5pm, it’s already cold and dark outside (it’s raining)… why does the bus have to be freezing cold and dark too?

At least the bus is dry…
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I do worry for people’s hearing in this age of in-ear headphones. Someone on this train has their volume up so high that I can hear it even over my own music.

(I think it is the same person who is tapping their foot incessantly)
April 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Bloody builders, I swear 🙄

They’ve parked their massive cement mixer in the bus zone, so I had to stand way out in the road to hail the bus, and the bus had to stop in the middle of the street, rather than pulling in against the side.

Honestly…
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Off to play a game of
confuse-a-cat (or two)

Translation:
I managed to lock myself out yesterday, so I had to go get my spare key from my parents’ house. The cats were not expecting to see a hooman and were very confused.

Today, I am returning the key. The kitters will be confused. Again. 🐱❤️
April 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Is ‘The Room Where It Happens’ an overrated Hamilton song?
Meh…it’s got a good beat once it gets going and I now have 1min 45secs of choreo to teach the hiphop class that I have to cover on Thursday 😊

Song might be overrated but this routine is awesome! ❤️
April 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Meet Sebastian, a small furry giraffe with a rainbow scarf
🦒🌈🧣
February 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s called a quiet carriage for a reason, people. Your conversation isn’t loud, but when no-one else in the carriage is talking, be warned, we are all listening to you.
Even those of us wearing headphones…
January 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM