Put a gun to my head and I couldn’t give you a compelling Batman pitch I’d want to write BUT can I interest you in a miniseries about one of his lesser-known villain’s called “Bookworm” whose superpower is he’s a nerd, who finds the Necronomicon in a vault beneath Gotham City?

*moments after you’ve ask the hypnotist to help you stop thinking about making comics ever second of every day.

I love extreme metal bands because it’s always darkest, saddest, grimmest, most beyond-all-light funeral apocalypse gloom audio assault on all of God’s creation but also “hey, our band logo is a little Christmas tree!”

No escape from the crushing finality of capitalism. Not even in the frozen food aisle...

Gonna make my fighting weight just on the way into the office today. Comics better watch out!