Sebastian Deken
@sebsational.bsky.social
I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera!
Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi
Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com
he/him/homo
Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi
Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com
he/him/homo
Doctors Hate Him
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Doctors Hate Him
wishing upon your back the healing power of NSAIDs, muscle relaxers, and/or opiates 🙏 (this will also fix closet annoyance)
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
wishing upon your back the healing power of NSAIDs, muscle relaxers, and/or opiates 🙏 (this will also fix closet annoyance)
a conscious decoupling
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
a conscious decoupling
catherine o’hara deserves the same reverence folks extended to robin williams.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
catherine o’hara deserves the same reverence folks extended to robin williams.
this was my immediate thought
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 AM
this was my immediate thought
boy ultroses will do anything but go to therapy
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
boy ultroses will do anything but go to therapy
ooooh, hadn't come across this album before—adding it to my next-up list!
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
ooooh, hadn't come across this album before—adding it to my next-up list!
tongue is still numb! feels like i ate too-hot pizza!
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
tongue is still numb! feels like i ate too-hot pizza!
in that case: i strongly recommend NEVER TRYING THESE 🥵
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 PM
in that case: i strongly recommend NEVER TRYING THESE 🥵
pretty sure it’s gonna arrive a lot sooner. 💥🍑🔫 🕦
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
pretty sure it’s gonna arrive a lot sooner. 💥🍑🔫 🕦
i mean i could, technically, eat these again. but i must ask myself: who am i trying to impress
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
i mean i could, technically, eat these again. but i must ask myself: who am i trying to impress