🎼🎵🌲Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom❄️☃️🎶

THE Goatse. Like it's a dance move.

No, sir, I don't like it.

This ISS piss tank update is brought to you by Miller Lite, the official beer of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

PCBR got a crush.

Be grateful. You are witnessing history. This is the beginning of the Bryce Harper Hepatitis Foundation.

Hell yeah jalapeños.

No no, it's CFTC approved. They're contracts that are traded. They're not bets, silly. It's based on probabilities, not odds.

Those aren't flashing lights you see. That's not cigarette smoke you smell. This isn't a casino.

I've had a running theory that Windows ME's release was the event that brought this world into the dark timeline.

Can't speak to Playlist migration, but there is a lot of parody between each app.

UI and sound quality: Apple wins. Lossless audio really makes a difference for me.

Algorithm and cross platform synergy: Spotify stomps Apple. I do miss how good Spotify's algo. was, but I don't regret switching.

If everyone lived in the city, and everyone else lived in the country, you would hate both. Suburbs are a buffer. Let suburbanites over water their grass and scratch their paver driveways with snowblowers.

It's the good luck beer. If you don't drink it, nothing will cook right.

The writers and voice actors for this show deserve all the awards.

Those are my favorite to get sick in.

This reminds me of when I lived in Florida. Skinks... find a way. They're harmless and kinda neat, but not welcome, uninvited. Especially when they resemble snakes at a quick glance, which also... find a way.

To be fair, the last Saqoun turnover resulted in the stupidest play calling for a gimmie in the red zone that I've seen, ...since last week in Spain.

The NFL ship is listing.

Football coaches are the lowest IQ professionals in the nation.