Secondhand Rats
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Not actually Brutus from hit film "The Secret of NIMH"
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Leftist toughing it out in rural conservative hell
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Leftist toughing it out in rural conservative hell
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How it feels to finally uninstall Instagram and Twitter
Tiny pixel penguin named Hubris is doing wonders for my productivity I hate how my brain works
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tiny pixel penguin named Hubris is doing wonders for my productivity I hate how my brain works
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They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
Blue when he's trying to convince me to feed him, vs. when he wants Max to feed him
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Blue when he's trying to convince me to feed him, vs. when he wants Max to feed him
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three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
Something awful came over me and I volunteered to host Christmas next year after my great aunty said she's too old now to do it again, and I guess these bitches have faith in me because they all immediately were like "Yeah let's do that!!!" 💀
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Something awful came over me and I volunteered to host Christmas next year after my great aunty said she's too old now to do it again, and I guess these bitches have faith in me because they all immediately were like "Yeah let's do that!!!" 💀
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The reading in question
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The reading in question
First thing this morning my dad tells me he "did some reading last night", and that my mental illness is probably just my gallbladder acting up, let's goooo
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
First thing this morning my dad tells me he "did some reading last night", and that my mental illness is probably just my gallbladder acting up, let's goooo
Thinking about that one time I had to fully pause intercourse with an ex because his playlist included a canceled band and I literally and figuratively don't fuck with that noise
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thinking about that one time I had to fully pause intercourse with an ex because his playlist included a canceled band and I literally and figuratively don't fuck with that noise
Trying to politely explain to my bfs mom that sending us off with baked sweets to share with my mom's family this Christmas is actually a bad idea because they are all diabetics who don't know how to behave
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Trying to politely explain to my bfs mom that sending us off with baked sweets to share with my mom's family this Christmas is actually a bad idea because they are all diabetics who don't know how to behave
Snow day part two 😏
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Snow day part two 😏
When ancient Minoan reenactors don't have their titties out 👎👎👎👎👎
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When ancient Minoan reenactors don't have their titties out 👎👎👎👎👎
It's cool how it's actually easier for me to just go get my prescription renewed in Manitoba than it is for me to do it here in Saskatchewan
December 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's cool how it's actually easier for me to just go get my prescription renewed in Manitoba than it is for me to do it here in Saskatchewan
Bosses love to be like "hey are you coming to work"
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Bosses love to be like "hey are you coming to work"
Why is my horoscope telling me to beat my meat
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Why is my horoscope telling me to beat my meat
I know I'm always saying this, but I'm saying it again. I hate the state of healthcare in this province
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I know I'm always saying this, but I'm saying it again. I hate the state of healthcare in this province
Yoooo..... I didn't realize Henry Selick my beloved was in his 70s... Do you think he has enough time to make us one more stop-motion banger???? 😭
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yoooo..... I didn't realize Henry Selick my beloved was in his 70s... Do you think he has enough time to make us one more stop-motion banger???? 😭
Just sent in a very expensive order for some yarn + patterns for a Christmas gift, assuming they'd be crochet, only to finally realize after completing the sale that they are knitting patterns.
In hindsight this should have been clear to me immediately, as the company is called "Knit Me"
In hindsight this should have been clear to me immediately, as the company is called "Knit Me"
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just sent in a very expensive order for some yarn + patterns for a Christmas gift, assuming they'd be crochet, only to finally realize after completing the sale that they are knitting patterns.
In hindsight this should have been clear to me immediately, as the company is called "Knit Me"
In hindsight this should have been clear to me immediately, as the company is called "Knit Me"
Finding out that people are coming to the conclusion that my one ex is evil independent of my influence is both validating and disappointing
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Finding out that people are coming to the conclusion that my one ex is evil independent of my influence is both validating and disappointing
My "Farter's Delight" was a huge hit at the pride committee Christmas party
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My "Farter's Delight" was a huge hit at the pride committee Christmas party
One of the many reasons we don't have a dog yet is that these are favorite dog breeds vs. my boyfriend's
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
One of the many reasons we don't have a dog yet is that these are favorite dog breeds vs. my boyfriend's
Apparently Max isn't getting me a dog for Christmas so like
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What's the point even
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What's the point even
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apparently Max isn't getting me a dog for Christmas so like
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What's the point even
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What's the point even
When my boss tells me to just put spaghetti sauce + water in the soup of the day instead of using stock, tomatoes, and proper seasoning
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When my boss tells me to just put spaghetti sauce + water in the soup of the day instead of using stock, tomatoes, and proper seasoning
Being non-binary can be challenging sometimes because I'm both the 'man of the house', and the house-wife. The gender rolls are mine and I will not be sharing.
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Being non-binary can be challenging sometimes because I'm both the 'man of the house', and the house-wife. The gender rolls are mine and I will not be sharing.