Krissi Sandvik
@secretalpaca.bsky.social
Californian. dogs, cats, art, sewing, and general creativity are awesome (TERFS are not). Death to the patriarchy. I say fuck a lot.
I saw that episode of Black Mirror. It was fucking terrifying.
February 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I saw that episode of Black Mirror. It was fucking terrifying.
I’m glad you recognized me that day! 💖
February 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m glad you recognized me that day! 💖
She was absolutely silent, but if she had a thought bubble over her head, it would have said “omg cringe” 🤣 Pretty sure that’s what she was furiously typing into her phone when she spun her chair away from me.
Anyway, I’ve been laughing about it since.
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Anyway, I’ve been laughing about it since.
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February 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
She was absolutely silent, but if she had a thought bubble over her head, it would have said “omg cringe” 🤣 Pretty sure that’s what she was furiously typing into her phone when she spun her chair away from me.
Anyway, I’ve been laughing about it since.
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Anyway, I’ve been laughing about it since.
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I’d pay to watch them in Thunderdome … as long as Schiff doesn’t fight with strongly worded letters, serious talks, or a leaflet campaign.
February 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’d pay to watch them in Thunderdome … as long as Schiff doesn’t fight with strongly worded letters, serious talks, or a leaflet campaign.
He says my work surface is a disaster area.
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He says my work surface is a disaster area.
Yep. My husband and I mentioned that “fractions of pennies“ scam at the same time yesterday. I’m afraid the programming will go about the same way (except he won’t stop).
February 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yep. My husband and I mentioned that “fractions of pennies“ scam at the same time yesterday. I’m afraid the programming will go about the same way (except he won’t stop).
“To be clear, I bought the truck before he became a polarizing political figure.”
Bullshit, lady. He was a transphobic, racist, misogynistic POS for a LONG time before you even ordered that car. You just got the keys before the Hitler salute. Die mad about it. *flips the bird*
Bullshit, lady. He was a transphobic, racist, misogynistic POS for a LONG time before you even ordered that car. You just got the keys before the Hitler salute. Die mad about it. *flips the bird*
January 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“To be clear, I bought the truck before he became a polarizing political figure.”
Bullshit, lady. He was a transphobic, racist, misogynistic POS for a LONG time before you even ordered that car. You just got the keys before the Hitler salute. Die mad about it. *flips the bird*
Bullshit, lady. He was a transphobic, racist, misogynistic POS for a LONG time before you even ordered that car. You just got the keys before the Hitler salute. Die mad about it. *flips the bird*
I didn’t get a picture but Dude was trying to get a bite of my husband’s gnocchi (I think it was the call of the fresh Parmesan Reggiano).
January 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I didn’t get a picture but Dude was trying to get a bite of my husband’s gnocchi (I think it was the call of the fresh Parmesan Reggiano).
If it’s cold, def Tom Kha Gai. It’s spicy, it’s sour, and it’s creamy. Plus chunks of chicken. Mmmmmmmm. Tom kha gai *Homer drool*
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If it’s cold, def Tom Kha Gai. It’s spicy, it’s sour, and it’s creamy. Plus chunks of chicken. Mmmmmmmm. Tom kha gai *Homer drool*
Staying off social media - not reading, watching, or engaging with anything related to FOTUS (already deactivated my Meta accounts). Watching some MLK day content in PBS (probably). Might sew and tidy my art/sewing space.
January 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Staying off social media - not reading, watching, or engaging with anything related to FOTUS (already deactivated my Meta accounts). Watching some MLK day content in PBS (probably). Might sew and tidy my art/sewing space.
A real hot tomato! Ha chachacha!
January 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A real hot tomato! Ha chachacha!
GAHHHHH! He’s so cute!
January 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
GAHHHHH! He’s so cute!
We “bore witness” from November 2017 to January 6, 2021. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
January 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We “bore witness” from November 2017 to January 6, 2021. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Me either. I curated my feed over there really well and was extremely happy with how the algorithm was working. But then he announced Meta’s no-fact-checking policy and his other rhetoric and beliefs sort of drained a lot of the fun out of it.
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me either. I curated my feed over there really well and was extremely happy with how the algorithm was working. But then he announced Meta’s no-fact-checking policy and his other rhetoric and beliefs sort of drained a lot of the fun out of it.
Not a single thing. Kitty is perfect.
January 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not a single thing. Kitty is perfect.
We’ve been using it for several years and it was super helpful during the Caldor and Grizzly Fires (and all the other not-huge ones in the Sierras/foothills). Hope everyone stays safe.
January 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We’ve been using it for several years and it was super helpful during the Caldor and Grizzly Fires (and all the other not-huge ones in the Sierras/foothills). Hope everyone stays safe.
I assumed Loggins was the all powerful ruler of poppy theme songs for 80s movies. Caddyshack, Top Gun, Footloose, AND Vacation. Lindsay was channeling his inner Kenny Loggins that day for sure.
December 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I assumed Loggins was the all powerful ruler of poppy theme songs for 80s movies. Caddyshack, Top Gun, Footloose, AND Vacation. Lindsay was channeling his inner Kenny Loggins that day for sure.
I *LOVE* my new vocabulary word. Thanks for that!
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I *LOVE* my new vocabulary word. Thanks for that!