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Jon
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i guess i’m doing alright.
completely forgot that this specific account exists. let’s update my profile photo while i’m here.
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
soooo… hows everyone doing this Wednesday morning?
a man in a suit and tie is drinking a green smoothie from a plastic cup with a straw .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is drinking a green smoothie from a plastic cup with a straw .
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May 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i should use this more…
May 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
…just remembered that i haven’t eaten since noon… WHOOPS.
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
this just in: man involved in biggest one-sided beef with his ex but it’s alright bc his ex ain’t shit and broke up with him over the phone
March 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
thinking about how much i would’ve loved you until my dying days… inhale. exhale. it’s still fuck you and all your friends on sight tho
March 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
don’t worry… i still hate you all the same
March 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
people who waste my time… tuh!
February 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Happy Black History Month
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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when you deposit a pokemon into the pc never to use it again
February 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
414 of the Dory
February 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Grammy Award-winning Rapper DOECHII.

I. KNOW. THATS. RIGHT.
February 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i will be your lighthouse keeper, bring you safely home to me
January 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING 1.14.25
December 25, 2024 at 11:53 PM
started #SkeletonCrew and nah… this whole series started off bc a kid didn’t listen pmo.
December 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Seasons
December 14, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
🎶and here’s the strange thing, your life could end up changing… while you’re dancing throoooooouuuuggggghhh~
November 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
this Drake lawsuit is so funny bc what do you mean you think the record label is boosting numbers? i quite literally just walked out of Publix to hear someone bumping it in their car and their child rapping along to it!
November 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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i’m an album girly
playlists are cool
but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Manifesting a god pack in Pokemon TCGP.
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
uuuuhhh… when did they announce a live action HTTYD movie and why am i watching a trailer for it before Wicked?
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM