The Visual Raconteur
@secretsanta74.bsky.social
Schrödingers painting !!
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Schrödingers painting !!
There's a shitty looking painting in her loft though 😂😂
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
There's a shitty looking painting in her loft though 😂😂
ALL developers or suppliers of operating systems (and I'm looking at you Apple & Microsoft) should give users the option of Leaving Everything The Fuck Alone !!
I don't want 365, and I want my 2019 Apple back 🤬🤬
I don't want 365, and I want my 2019 Apple back 🤬🤬
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
ALL developers or suppliers of operating systems (and I'm looking at you Apple & Microsoft) should give users the option of Leaving Everything The Fuck Alone !!
I don't want 365, and I want my 2019 Apple back 🤬🤬
I don't want 365, and I want my 2019 Apple back 🤬🤬
The true GFE !
😂😂😂
You'd make a fortune...
😂😂😂
You'd make a fortune...
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 AM
The true GFE !
😂😂😂
You'd make a fortune...
😂😂😂
You'd make a fortune...
Yeah, all fun until you need to make a claim or return something...
I once had to hand over a receipt with "Captain Cockgobbler" written on it.
I once had to hand over a receipt with "Captain Cockgobbler" written on it.
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Yeah, all fun until you need to make a claim or return something...
I once had to hand over a receipt with "Captain Cockgobbler" written on it.
I once had to hand over a receipt with "Captain Cockgobbler" written on it.
It could only have been better if he was called Charlie instead of Connor.
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
It could only have been better if he was called Charlie instead of Connor.
Has he ever been seen in the same room at the same time as James Bolam ?
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Has he ever been seen in the same room at the same time as James Bolam ?
Those online documentaries about this kind of thing are works of fiction, not instructional guidelines.
You shouldn't have opened with
"I see you're struggling on your own there, can I give you a hand..."
You shouldn't have opened with
"I see you're struggling on your own there, can I give you a hand..."
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Those online documentaries about this kind of thing are works of fiction, not instructional guidelines.
You shouldn't have opened with
"I see you're struggling on your own there, can I give you a hand..."
You shouldn't have opened with
"I see you're struggling on your own there, can I give you a hand..."
Variety Club ?
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Variety Club ?
Do they not count as living cunts, whereas she's on the dead cunt list ?
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Do they not count as living cunts, whereas she's on the dead cunt list ?
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
And that's how Velcro was invented.
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
And that's how Velcro was invented.
Bums n boobs probably.
Or maybe with Fitbits on to make sure pulse rates don't go too high...
Or maybe with Fitbits on to make sure pulse rates don't go too high...
January 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Bums n boobs probably.
Or maybe with Fitbits on to make sure pulse rates don't go too high...
Or maybe with Fitbits on to make sure pulse rates don't go too high...
Never mind Shaun Ryder or Eddie Izzard being in it, it's got Uma Thurman in a black leather catsuit.
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Never mind Shaun Ryder or Eddie Izzard being in it, it's got Uma Thurman in a black leather catsuit.
Did she have a thirst for knowledge ?
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Did she have a thirst for knowledge ?
Our lunatic French teacher taught us that a French swimming pool was a piscine that you don't...
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Our lunatic French teacher taught us that a French swimming pool was a piscine that you don't...
Or Jamie fucking Oliver.
Has he ever seen anything through for more than one series and the accompanying book ?
Culinary wanker.
Has he ever seen anything through for more than one series and the accompanying book ?
Culinary wanker.
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Or Jamie fucking Oliver.
Has he ever seen anything through for more than one series and the accompanying book ?
Culinary wanker.
Has he ever seen anything through for more than one series and the accompanying book ?
Culinary wanker.
If it's an American sweet shop it's more likely to be Reece-ently Convicted of money-laundering...
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
If it's an American sweet shop it's more likely to be Reece-ently Convicted of money-laundering...
It's one for each catheter.
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
It's one for each catheter.
To err is human.
To arr is pirate.
To arr is pirate.
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
To err is human.
To arr is pirate.
To arr is pirate.
So many jokes.
January 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So many jokes.