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The Visual Raconteur
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Schrödingers painting !!
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
There's a shitty looking painting in her loft though 😂😂
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
ALL developers or suppliers of operating systems (and I'm looking at you Apple & Microsoft) should give users the option of Leaving Everything The Fuck Alone !!

I don't want 365, and I want my 2019 Apple back 🤬🤬
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
The true GFE !
😂😂😂
You'd make a fortune...
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 AM
RARE !!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Yeah, all fun until you need to make a claim or return something...

I once had to hand over a receipt with "Captain Cockgobbler" written on it.
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 AM
It could only have been better if he was called Charlie instead of Connor.
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Has he ever been seen in the same room at the same time as James Bolam ?
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Those online documentaries about this kind of thing are works of fiction, not instructional guidelines.

You shouldn't have opened with
"I see you're struggling on your own there, can I give you a hand..."
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Variety Club ?
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Do they not count as living cunts, whereas she's on the dead cunt list ?
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Urbana, Ohio.
Oh how I chuckled.

maps.app.goo.gl/69dGWmcVVfWT...
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
And that's how Velcro was invented.
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Bums n boobs probably.

Or maybe with Fitbits on to make sure pulse rates don't go too high...
January 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Never mind Shaun Ryder or Eddie Izzard being in it, it's got Uma Thurman in a black leather catsuit.
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Did she have a thirst for knowledge ?
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Our lunatic French teacher taught us that a French swimming pool was a piscine that you don't...
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Or Jamie fucking Oliver.

Has he ever seen anything through for more than one series and the accompanying book ?
Culinary wanker.
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
If it's an American sweet shop it's more likely to be Reece-ently Convicted of money-laundering...
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It's one for each catheter.
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
To err is human.

To arr is pirate.
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
So many jokes.
January 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM