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When the banana phone rings, I answer 🫡
January 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
When the banana phone rings, I answer 🫡
Did you dream that he had a work crew do it, or that he actually did it himself?
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Did you dream that he had a work crew do it, or that he actually did it himself?
Worth noting that this company had a recall of a similar product recently due to burn hazards
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
INIU Recalls Power Banks Due to Fire and Burn Hazards; Sold on Amazon
Consumers should stop using the recalled power banks immediately and visit INIU’s recall page at https://iniushop.com/pages/recall-b41# to verify the product serial number and register for a full refu...
www.cpsc.gov
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Worth noting that this company had a recall of a similar product recently due to burn hazards
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
What's a Cyber ruck?
You know that car that Homer designed?
Yeah...
Same thing.
You know that car that Homer designed?
Yeah...
Same thing.
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What's a Cyber ruck?
You know that car that Homer designed?
Yeah...
Same thing.
You know that car that Homer designed?
Yeah...
Same thing.
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The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
Also the labels like Button1 and Button2 that show up in control config screens have got to go. Windows should know that's the X button, that's LT, and so on.
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Also the labels like Button1 and Button2 that show up in control config screens have got to go. Windows should know that's the X button, that's LT, and so on.
Directed by David Lynch
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Directed by David Lynch
He's totally getting Columboed
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He's totally getting Columboed
Maybe they're self-portraits
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Maybe they're self-portraits
Something wrong? You've barely touched your triple self-cooking hot dog.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Something wrong? You've barely touched your triple self-cooking hot dog.
This is fine. It's perfectly normal.
(Reality is an AI simulation)
(Reality is an AI simulation)
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is fine. It's perfectly normal.
(Reality is an AI simulation)
(Reality is an AI simulation)
I hope there's a later chapter where she attempts to tour the campus of the school of hard knocks.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hope there's a later chapter where she attempts to tour the campus of the school of hard knocks.
The real hall of fame is the elderly presidential candidates we banged along the way
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The real hall of fame is the elderly presidential candidates we banged along the way
And he'd be completely oblivious.
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And he'd be completely oblivious.
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
American Psycho was a documentary
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
American Psycho was a documentary
Different cultures exist? *monocle pops out*
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Different cultures exist? *monocle pops out*
It's like he thinks the "So you're saying there's a chance..." line from Dumb & Dumber was meant to be inspirational.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's like he thinks the "So you're saying there's a chance..." line from Dumb & Dumber was meant to be inspirational.
If I win the lottery I will fund a CSI style show about investigating household products. I'll hire you as a consultant.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If I win the lottery I will fund a CSI style show about investigating household products. I'll hire you as a consultant.
"People can sleep again..."
Yes, they certainly can
Yes, they certainly can
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"People can sleep again..."
Yes, they certainly can
Yes, they certainly can
Outsourcing Ryckert introspection
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Outsourcing Ryckert introspection
This actually looks like the West End Girls video
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This actually looks like the West End Girls video
The left and right trunkless legs of stone met in the middle at one point...
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The left and right trunkless legs of stone met in the middle at one point...