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Okay, Bari
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
When the banana phone rings, I answer 🫡
January 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Did you dream that he had a work crew do it, or that he actually did it himself?
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Worth noting that this company had a recall of a similar product recently due to burn hazards

www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
INIU Recalls Power Banks Due to Fire and Burn Hazards; Sold on Amazon
Consumers should stop using the recalled power banks immediately and visit INIU’s recall page at https://iniushop.com/pages/recall-b41# to verify the product serial number and register for a full refu...
www.cpsc.gov
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What's a Cyber ruck?

You know that car that Homer designed?

Yeah...

Same thing.
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Also the labels like Button1 and Button2 that show up in control config screens have got to go. Windows should know that's the X button, that's LT, and so on.
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Directed by David Lynch
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He's totally getting Columboed
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Maybe they're self-portraits
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Something wrong? You've barely touched your triple self-cooking hot dog.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is fine. It's perfectly normal.

(Reality is an AI simulation)
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I hope there's a later chapter where she attempts to tour the campus of the school of hard knocks.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The real hall of fame is the elderly presidential candidates we banged along the way
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And he'd be completely oblivious.

"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
American Psycho was a documentary
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Different cultures exist? *monocle pops out*
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's like he thinks the "So you're saying there's a chance..." line from Dumb & Dumber was meant to be inspirational.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If I win the lottery I will fund a CSI style show about investigating household products. I'll hire you as a consultant.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"People can sleep again..."

Yes, they certainly can
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Outsourcing Ryckert introspection
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This actually looks like the West End Girls video
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The left and right trunkless legs of stone met in the middle at one point...
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM