Dog
@see-ya-spacecowboy.bsky.social
Storyteller. Likely in the worst dive bar you can imagine. NYC.
No ma’am I won’t need headphones for the in-flight entertainment. I’m going to be listening to the synthwave remix of the Armored Core VI soundtrack for 7 hours straight
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
No ma’am I won’t need headphones for the in-flight entertainment. I’m going to be listening to the synthwave remix of the Armored Core VI soundtrack for 7 hours straight
Flying to the Italian Alps for work and it’s warmer than NYC….bro GTFO outta here with this lmao.
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Flying to the Italian Alps for work and it’s warmer than NYC….bro GTFO outta here with this lmao.
Hate the Boomers so much I’ve become a reverse snowbird during the peak of my life. Going to enjoy this weekend’s winter apocalypse out of sheer spite.
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hate the Boomers so much I’ve become a reverse snowbird during the peak of my life. Going to enjoy this weekend’s winter apocalypse out of sheer spite.
Having a bar under your apartment is so wack because you go down for lunch and your ten friends who also live in your apartment want to do a round and then your drunk by 5pm help me @oprah
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Having a bar under your apartment is so wack because you go down for lunch and your ten friends who also live in your apartment want to do a round and then your drunk by 5pm help me @oprah
Forced to work. Born to watch 90’s Kaiju films and play Tekken Tag all night.
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Forced to work. Born to watch 90’s Kaiju films and play Tekken Tag all night.
Sorry I was late to brunch guys I was up until 1am watching cattle mutilation conspiracy theories
January 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Sorry I was late to brunch guys I was up until 1am watching cattle mutilation conspiracy theories
By far the most unhinged game I’ve ever played. Certified banger.
I always saw the advertisements for this. Never got to check it out.
And now i can.
And now i can.
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
By far the most unhinged game I’ve ever played. Certified banger.
Might fuck around and get hardcore into Dave The Diver. I have no idea what it’s about but the vibes seem immaculate.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Might fuck around and get hardcore into Dave The Diver. I have no idea what it’s about but the vibes seem immaculate.
Getting ready to go out tonight to close out the year and all I can think about is “damn I hope they don’t fuck up this Stranger Things finale“ 😭
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Getting ready to go out tonight to close out the year and all I can think about is “damn I hope they don’t fuck up this Stranger Things finale“ 😭
Incredible.
I found my first DM on Tinder. I made a profile explicitly for that lol
(It didn’t last long, go figure)
(It didn’t last long, go figure)
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Incredible.
“Man I fucking hate DLC it’s ruining videos games“
-I whisper, as I joyfully purchase every single Godzilla kaiju in GigaBash without hesitation
-I whisper, as I joyfully purchase every single Godzilla kaiju in GigaBash without hesitation
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Man I fucking hate DLC it’s ruining videos games“
-I whisper, as I joyfully purchase every single Godzilla kaiju in GigaBash without hesitation
-I whisper, as I joyfully purchase every single Godzilla kaiju in GigaBash without hesitation
A dating app, but it’s just to find good D&D Dungeon Masters around you.
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A dating app, but it’s just to find good D&D Dungeon Masters around you.
Most attractive eyes, ranked:
1) green
2) blue
3) Eye of Sauron
4) brown
5) Sharingan
1) green
2) blue
3) Eye of Sauron
4) brown
5) Sharingan
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Most attractive eyes, ranked:
1) green
2) blue
3) Eye of Sauron
4) brown
5) Sharingan
1) green
2) blue
3) Eye of Sauron
4) brown
5) Sharingan
My Resolution™️ for next year is to dispatch all my ops with ruthless aggression 😤 (beat them in MTG)
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My Resolution™️ for next year is to dispatch all my ops with ruthless aggression 😤 (beat them in MTG)
I don’t think anyone can really be independent until they have true appreciation for how much they’re worth and the full respect they deserve.
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don’t think anyone can really be independent until they have true appreciation for how much they’re worth and the full respect they deserve.
I still have no idea what Boxing Day is but I’m pissed as fuck I don’t have it off
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I still have no idea what Boxing Day is but I’m pissed as fuck I don’t have it off
Me, an elder emo, with balcony tickets at the hardcore show because I can’t hang with the kids beating the shit out of each other in the pit anymore
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me, an elder emo, with balcony tickets at the hardcore show because I can’t hang with the kids beating the shit out of each other in the pit anymore
Ugh tough choice but Uncle Frank being a total dick head over the course of two Christmases has him slightly ahead in the POS Christmas Villain rankings imo
Is he better or worse than Grandpa Joe who was "bedridden" until Charlie got a golden ticket and could take him to the chocolate factory?
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ugh tough choice but Uncle Frank being a total dick head over the course of two Christmases has him slightly ahead in the POS Christmas Villain rankings imo
Is Uncle Frank from Home Alone the biggest piece of shit in the history of cinema? Well that’s hard to say (yes).
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Is Uncle Frank from Home Alone the biggest piece of shit in the history of cinema? Well that’s hard to say (yes).
Last Christmas (the OG George Michael version) is the undisputed king of Christmas songs. Argue with a wall about it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Last Christmas (the OG George Michael version) is the undisputed king of Christmas songs. Argue with a wall about it.
I am happy to report I made this Sunday sauce my bitch. Bring ya ass Santa 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
The dank Sunday sauce I’m about to cook up tomorrow for Christmas has me preemptively in my feelings
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I am happy to report I made this Sunday sauce my bitch. Bring ya ass Santa 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
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Happy Holidays from me and the gang.
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Happy Holidays from me and the gang.
The dank Sunday sauce I’m about to cook up tomorrow for Christmas has me preemptively in my feelings
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The dank Sunday sauce I’m about to cook up tomorrow for Christmas has me preemptively in my feelings
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🎶As above, so below 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
🎶As above, so below 🎶