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S.E.E. Danesti

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S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 4d

Obama's Legacy

The moment 45 million poor Americans get affordable healthcare because of the Affordable Care Act.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 2d

Stephen Miller freezes like a malfunctioning robot live on air.

Always buy the extended warranty for your appliances.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 2d

Trump gives a speech at the naval academy and falsely claims he warned the US Government about Osama Bin Laden a year before 9/11, and communicated his concerns to Pete Hegseth who was still in college at that time.

He's completely insane.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 4d

Obama's Legacy

The moment 45 million poor Americans get affordable healthcare because of the Affordable Care Act.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 7d

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He is unwell.

MIKE JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too.

So little Mikey admits that Trump is unhinged...

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 7d

It's official.

The government has shutdown.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 10d

It's real and beyond stupid.

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S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 12d

It's game over. The Republicans can't even hold on to a 96 year old christian great grandmother who's been voting for them her entire life. This is why they have to gerrymander.

2026 is going to be catastrophic for MAGA.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 12d

It's game over. The Republicans can't even hold on to a 96 year old christian great grandmother who's been voting for them her entire life. This is why they have to gerrymander.

2026 is going to be catastrophic for MAGA.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 12d

The ICE Agent caught on video attacking a grieving wife has been fired.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 12d

Rudy Giuliani: Tylenol is a performance enhancer and should be banned from all national math competitions

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 12d

"Nothing bad could happen. It could only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it. Don't take it."

- Donald J. Trump,
47th President of the United States of America

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 13d

They wanted to know how one psychotic individual ended up utterly destroying the planet and almost all of humanity with almost no opposition.

They also wanted to find out if he was also an alien due to his orange non-human skin color.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 13d

I have it on good authority that the continuous sightings of multiple extraterrestrial space craft observing earth is due to their interest in this particular period of our history.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 14d

Son of the Mask, starring Jamie Kennedy, was a great film.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 14d

I prefer Pepsi.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 14d

I like watching Jimmy Kimmel.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

It happened. We are in the dumbest timeline...

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

Tylenol really does have the best marketing in the world.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

Does anyone have extra rapture tickets???

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

I missed the rapture!

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

I regret to inform you that i have not been raptured.

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

I regret to inform you that i have not been raptured.

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S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

Please take your vaccines and Tylenol.

youtu.be/eedvMSJlamU?...

Flowers for Donnie

YouTube video by La La Macabre

S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 15d

Taking extra strength Tylenol now, so I can upgrade to super autism.