Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t cook and I don’t clean but I can tell you I got this ring type of wife but he’s just not a holiday magic person 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they made fun of him and now he’s all into it.

He moved it for me! He got into the holiday spirits this year. The kids called him whack over the summer. And started calling him Mr. Daddy (cause he’s a principal) when schools reopened so he’s feeling left out and is not overly participating in holidays.

We already got crazy shit happening here. Couldn’t take any more.

Is it near me in the dmv or am I marked safe?

I’m sorry baby. Where you live???? Just making sure it isn’t close to us sorry baby but yea where?

Same. Started knitting it’s helping.

Oh he’s about to go hard after his first year.

Nooooooo

Please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh sh*t … let me take my night time meds and continue to mind my own damn business.

Lovely gowns for a lovely lavender wed….

Same!

I’m so done with them. Like wtf and I’m still recovering from surgery too. Like come tf on.

Why does every baby do this? I’m still waiting for the 8 year old to catch some rhythm

Now it’s all like “why are you crashing out??? What did we do wrong? I heard you tell us to stop 17 times but I thought we could ignore that. Please bring back the podcast”.

Nah party done!

But we are in hour 2 of me telling them to lay the f*ck down (ps I don’t cuss in front of them. Hell shut up is a cuss word in our house).

So I shut off the podcast and now folks are all like