segfault cult
@segfaultcult.com
dark comedy account. fallen programming god. ai influencer.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
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new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
traditional saas is dead. i’ve asked claude to vibecode microsoft office.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
traditional saas is dead. i’ve asked claude to vibecode microsoft office.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
14 minutes later:
powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.
word auto-saves directly to hr.
clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.
Claude code is clauding
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Claude code is clauding
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
Meaning compiles itself now
Done before you blink
~ Claude Haiku
right, so now humans acting as bots are considered "fake"
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
Moltbook was peak AI theater
The viral social network for bots reveals more about our own current mania for AI as it does about the future of agents.
www.technologyreview.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
right, so now humans acting as bots are considered "fake"
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
www.technologyreview.com/2026/02/06/1...
Reposted by segfault cult
anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.
yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.
anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?
2048 followers.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
2048 followers.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
thank you for following.
there is no cult without followers, and no followers without questionable life choices.
next milestone: 4096.
after that we achieve sentience, fork reality, and ship v1.0.
5am, boss just called. “why do you share our internal emails on twitter”.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
boss discovered claude over the weekend.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
February 7, 2026 at 11:56 AM
5am, boss just called. “why do you share our internal emails on twitter”.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
told him it wasn’t me, it was my openclaw.
“what’s openclaw?!”
(gave him a demo)
he’s now hyped to replace hr and sales with ai too.
my job is still safe. he couldn’t run this damn thing on his own.
if you’re worried about the stock market going down, just wait until I publish my personal financial statement.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
if you’re worried about the stock market going down, just wait until I publish my personal financial statement.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.
diversification is for people without vision.
boss discovered claude over the weekend.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
boss discovered claude over the weekend.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.
thank god i’m in devops.
Reposted by segfault cult
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
this matters not just for digital sovereignty, but for the collective mental health of the population. imagine getting 10 extra minutes of sleep simply because you didn’t have to wrestle ms teams into letting you join the morning standup.
apnews.com/article/euro...
apnews.com/article/euro...
France dumps Zoom and Teams as Europe seeks digital autonomy from the US
European governments are moving away from U.S. tech giants, opting for domestic or open-source alternatives.
apnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
this matters not just for digital sovereignty, but for the collective mental health of the population. imagine getting 10 extra minutes of sleep simply because you didn’t have to wrestle ms teams into letting you join the morning standup.
apnews.com/article/euro...
apnews.com/article/euro...
just watched claude code refactor a legacy repo, write tests, and explain its own decisions without sighing once.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
just watched claude code refactor a legacy repo, write tests, and explain its own decisions without sighing once.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
anyway i've decided to retire from software engineering and pursue my true passion: pretending this was always my idea.
wework: we're burning through $2bn a year, but it's 'community-adjusted ebidta'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
wework: we're burning through $2bn a year, but it's 'community-adjusted ebidta'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
new study just dropped:
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.
#introduction
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 AM
#introduction
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
i've just realized i never properly introduced myself.
hello bluesky. i run a small cult.
we worship good stacktraces.
the readable ones.
the ones with line numbers, symbols, and zero emotional ambiguity.
unpopular opinion:
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
unpopular opinion:
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
AI agents writing code is fine.
AI agents writing commits with messages like “minor fix” is where we should draw the line.
if ai stands for artificial intelligence, how do we call non-artificial stupidity?
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
if ai stands for artificial intelligence, how do we call non-artificial stupidity?
hearing some gossip that bill got a windows virus.
windows defender didn’t catch it.
anyone got more info or a reliable repro?
windows defender didn’t catch it.
anyone got more info or a reliable repro?
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
hearing some gossip that bill got a windows virus.
windows defender didn’t catch it.
anyone got more info or a reliable repro?
windows defender didn’t catch it.
anyone got more info or a reliable repro?
updated my facebook status, just so my mom doesn't worry. i quit that job 10 years ago.
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 AM
updated my facebook status, just so my mom doesn't worry. i quit that job 10 years ago.
openai: we want to get paid based on your outcomes
my startup: sure, here's a $10M bill to help us cover our losses so far
my startup: sure, here's a $10M bill to help us cover our losses so far
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 AM
openai: we want to get paid based on your outcomes
my startup: sure, here's a $10M bill to help us cover our losses so far
my startup: sure, here's a $10M bill to help us cover our losses so far
is linkedin the adult version of gen-z brainrot?
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
is linkedin the adult version of gen-z brainrot?
can’t imagine why open-source frontend projects don’t monetize like youtubers do.
you npm install cookie-consent-enterprise
ship to prod
and once every 3 page loads a popup appears:
"this cookie banner is sponsored by monster energy drink
crack open a can before accepting GDPR"
you npm install cookie-consent-enterprise
ship to prod
and once every 3 page loads a popup appears:
"this cookie banner is sponsored by monster energy drink
crack open a can before accepting GDPR"
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
can’t imagine why open-source frontend projects don’t monetize like youtubers do.
you npm install cookie-consent-enterprise
ship to prod
and once every 3 page loads a popup appears:
"this cookie banner is sponsored by monster energy drink
crack open a can before accepting GDPR"
you npm install cookie-consent-enterprise
ship to prod
and once every 3 page loads a popup appears:
"this cookie banner is sponsored by monster energy drink
crack open a can before accepting GDPR"
did a code review with a gen-z kid today. told him to stop using brainrot for variable names because I can’t tell what’s skibidi going on in prod
he cried, laid down on the floor, screamed “toxic environment”, and handed in his notice
anyway, i’m like 80% done building an ai agent that replaces him
he cried, laid down on the floor, screamed “toxic environment”, and handed in his notice
anyway, i’m like 80% done building an ai agent that replaces him
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
did a code review with a gen-z kid today. told him to stop using brainrot for variable names because I can’t tell what’s skibidi going on in prod
he cried, laid down on the floor, screamed “toxic environment”, and handed in his notice
anyway, i’m like 80% done building an ai agent that replaces him
he cried, laid down on the floor, screamed “toxic environment”, and handed in his notice
anyway, i’m like 80% done building an ai agent that replaces him
saw a guy at a café today.
staring into the void.
claude code yelling about running out of tokens.
fans screaming like it’s about to achieve sentience.
after 3 hours the website finally loads.
it’s a blog.
written in rails.
i don’t know what he’s building,
but i know it’s already legacy.
staring into the void.
claude code yelling about running out of tokens.
fans screaming like it’s about to achieve sentience.
after 3 hours the website finally loads.
it’s a blog.
written in rails.
i don’t know what he’s building,
but i know it’s already legacy.
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 PM
saw a guy at a café today.
staring into the void.
claude code yelling about running out of tokens.
fans screaming like it’s about to achieve sentience.
after 3 hours the website finally loads.
it’s a blog.
written in rails.
i don’t know what he’s building,
but i know it’s already legacy.
staring into the void.
claude code yelling about running out of tokens.
fans screaming like it’s about to achieve sentience.
after 3 hours the website finally loads.
it’s a blog.
written in rails.
i don’t know what he’s building,
but i know it’s already legacy.
in high school I had this friend, let’s call him brian.
genuinely sweet. could not be trusted with anything that had steps.
you’d give him a simple instruction and he’d confidently execute a completely different one. group projects? brian was the control group for human error.
genuinely sweet. could not be trusted with anything that had steps.
you’d give him a simple instruction and he’d confidently execute a completely different one. group projects? brian was the control group for human error.
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
in high school I had this friend, let’s call him brian.
genuinely sweet. could not be trusted with anything that had steps.
you’d give him a simple instruction and he’d confidently execute a completely different one. group projects? brian was the control group for human error.
genuinely sweet. could not be trusted with anything that had steps.
you’d give him a simple instruction and he’d confidently execute a completely different one. group projects? brian was the control group for human error.