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I'm suing. Just looking at this picture broke both of my ankles.
January 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Trinity: Throw me against the wall, leather mama
Neo: Do your superman thing
Morpheus: Stop trying to hit it and hit it 🫠🫠🫠
Agent Smith: voice kink AF
Niobe: Please yell at me some more, Captain 🥺
Switch and Apoc: ship ship ship
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I can't think of a sect of Christianity that wouldn't classify ifThen-ing your way to heaven a heresy.
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I really only frequent the wrestling areas of the internet lately but I think it's going to be that time HE WAS BY NINJAS! NINJAS! CALL THE COPS! THERE ARE NINJAS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE IN TV! THE COPS!
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That ref was working hard to make sure those ropes were free of dust. He's a professional and maintains an immaculate workplace.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Feels like it was made for me but of course it wasn't" -- This sums up how I feel about your writing. Every weird, colorful, kinky corner of it.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Danny's setting up a bar in Eden. Got it.
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
AI has one valid purpose in this world and that is generating hundreds of variations of the Bee Movie script to submit to Texas to avoid filters.

Send the Be Movie script!
Send the Bea Movie script!
Send the Honey Hornet Movie script!
Send the Pee Movie script!
Send th
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I mean, it really depends on which Nessa. Uptight scifi overlord Nessa wants people to roll over and accept her dominion, so not the *best* role model.

Well, not the best role model *politically*. She's quite the exemplar in other ways.
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You gotta give them credit. In a field where scams all look the same, this one really stood apart. You're going to remember this company the next time you need to give money away for no gain.
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wrestling has a long and storied scifi history. Mad scientist wrestlers, time traveling wrestlers, robot wrestlers, alternate universe wrestlers.

So you see, it's totally on brand and not at all a cash grab by a channel desperate to lose its identity.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Look, to be fair to the WWE, would AI really be any worse than the creative mind that brought us Eugene, "the extraordinary man who can do extra ordinary things", Invasion, and Puerto Rican Time Shares: The Tag Team?

And if we really get down to it, would it really be any more morally bankrupt?
October 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM