my bad it's undergrad not grad

anyway the real punchline for B is, assuming a 4 year undergrad timeline, the requested thing has been freely available online not only before this person began attending college but most likely before they were in high school too lol

a student emailed asking to access something by Tomorrow

A) buddy if this was critical for your grad work and you emailed about it middle of the night the day of your deadline, you are Fucked
B) the thing you want is already freely accessible online anyway. its literally on the internet, right now

tw suicide ...Idk how to explain it all but the last scene before I woke up was the protagonist finding some friends at a park and pulling one aside to privately inform her about her plans and then just silently breaking down in regret

I don't want adulation for my labor I just want basic respect for keeping quiet

I try to never disturb others, I only have music out loud in my room or take calls during the daytime at work, I get trapped in the driveway and just slowly maneuver myself out even though I'm fucking dog shit at driving instead of interrupting their hangout time ... For What

I forgot I also empty the lint traps that are clogged thick except for one other person who does clean it

I literally am the only person who puts trash bins out, I empty the sink catcher, I take the kitchen trash out too, I wash the stove that's splattered in food bits and grease, I talk to the landlord to fix the broken heater instead of pointlessly cranking up the thermostat FOR LITERAL NOTHING

it's after midnight please stop fucking playing music on loudspeaker

i'll think about it

no, I passed out instead

housemate sending me like 10 happy thanksgiving messages in the group chats and a personal chat THANKS THE WELL WISHES HAVE BEEN RECEIVED MULTIPLE TIMES OVER

dad sending me like a 450 text long chain to explain how to use a digital lock because i'm 4 months old and from the year 900 AD and don't know what electricity is