SelDOMly Smiley
@seldomlysmiley.bsky.social
25% random thoughts 75% smut. ✨
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January 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Dating me is like:
2026 is all about comfortable goth women
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Dating me is like:
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The dream
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
The dream
Last week was all “Hahaha Heated Rivalry. Good happy times!” And this week has been very “Oh, the gestapo is at our local grocery store. Lemme just have a quick menty b and then get back to work.”
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Last week was all “Hahaha Heated Rivalry. Good happy times!” And this week has been very “Oh, the gestapo is at our local grocery store. Lemme just have a quick menty b and then get back to work.”
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still hibernation season
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
still hibernation season
Getting ghosted never stops hurting. Each time it’s still painful. I hate it.
January 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Getting ghosted never stops hurting. Each time it’s still painful. I hate it.
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so about that missing phone sex scene... 🔞 #heatedrivalry
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
so about that missing phone sex scene... 🔞 #heatedrivalry
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Kicking off 2026 by pegging. I think that’s a good omen for the year.
a man in a red shirt stands in front of boats
ALT: a man in a red shirt stands in front of boats
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January 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Kicking off 2026 by pegging. I think that’s a good omen for the year.
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I need a post Christmas vacation. Back to work tomorrow. Oof.
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I need a post Christmas vacation. Back to work tomorrow. Oof.
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going through my 2024-25 stuff to find calendar art and keep finding things I totally forgot about
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
going through my 2024-25 stuff to find calendar art and keep finding things I totally forgot about
I’m disappointed by the lack of Heated Rivalry porn.
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m disappointed by the lack of Heated Rivalry porn.
I’m always the one to fall hard and fast. I wish someone was equally as obsessed with me.
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m always the one to fall hard and fast. I wish someone was equally as obsessed with me.
Why must I be attracted to soft boys and not the type of boy I could have fix my car. Where’s the mechanic twink?
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why must I be attracted to soft boys and not the type of boy I could have fix my car. Where’s the mechanic twink?
Babies first orgy was a success. Everyone was so nice and I felt so comfortable.
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Babies first orgy was a success. Everyone was so nice and I felt so comfortable.
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💖EVERY KINK. EVERYWHERE. ALL AT ONCE. IS OUT NOW. 💖
🎧 26 AUDIOS 🎙️
🖤 26 KINKS ⛓️
✍🏽 18 SCRIPT WRITERS ✍🏽
💖 1 BILLY 💖
🤩 FREE 🤩
LISTEN NOW 🔗⤵️
🎧 26 AUDIOS 🎙️
🖤 26 KINKS ⛓️
✍🏽 18 SCRIPT WRITERS ✍🏽
💖 1 BILLY 💖
🤩 FREE 🤩
LISTEN NOW 🔗⤵️
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
💖EVERY KINK. EVERYWHERE. ALL AT ONCE. IS OUT NOW. 💖
🎧 26 AUDIOS 🎙️
🖤 26 KINKS ⛓️
✍🏽 18 SCRIPT WRITERS ✍🏽
💖 1 BILLY 💖
🤩 FREE 🤩
LISTEN NOW 🔗⤵️
🎧 26 AUDIOS 🎙️
🖤 26 KINKS ⛓️
✍🏽 18 SCRIPT WRITERS ✍🏽
💖 1 BILLY 💖
🤩 FREE 🤩
LISTEN NOW 🔗⤵️
I know so many people who had literally the worst possible 2025. I’m really hoping they find calm and healing in 2026. The universe owes them.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I know so many people who had literally the worst possible 2025. I’m really hoping they find calm and healing in 2026. The universe owes them.
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Adding these 4 to my imaginary boyfriends
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Adding these 4 to my imaginary boyfriends
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
It’s the best way to entertain my ADHD Extrovert husband
Wrong answers only:
It’s the best way to entertain my ADHD Extrovert husband
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
It’s the only way for me to afford rent
Wrong answers only:
It’s the only way for me to afford rent
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
Because I always need a full cast to perform "One Day More" at a moment's notice.
Wrong answers only:
Because I always need a full cast to perform "One Day More" at a moment's notice.
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
It’s the best way to entertain my ADHD Extrovert husband
Wrong answers only:
It’s the best way to entertain my ADHD Extrovert husband