a penal colony for fascists would be extremely funny

This moment is so terrifying, and I don't want to experience it anymore

My family and I live in different countries now

i have to read a paper written by my enemies and i'm really mad about it

i love being right

at least if i don't get tenure i can live in a city i want to live in

p(speaks mandarin | white asshole) > .9

idk i feel like if you're constantly panicked about not being loved enough and then the thing you do is constantly manipulate your friends in a way that they want to avoid you maybe you should go to therapy

i might not have a CAREER grant but at least i'm hot