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if on a winters night some soup
@semiprowizard.bsky.social
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incredible email that somehow bypassed my spam filters. can't wait to win my lounge wadon, whatever this thing is
a clearly AI generated image of.... something that seemingly holds other things with the words LOUNGE WADON written on its side. Above and below this object is the following text: Congratulations! You can win an exclusive prize Lounge Wagon You have been selected as one of the lucky few for a unique opportunity to receive a brand now Lounge Wagon! Get it now!
August 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
take me home
country roads
to the place
i belong
*unintelligible*
MOUNTAIN MOMMA
TAKE ME HOME
COUNTRY ROADS
An AI generated map of Appalachia with all the names of states wrong
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Me: hey I had a rough night can you take the baby this morning for a change?
My beautiful Wife:
Bugs bunny “no” meme
August 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Latest Chainsaw Man goes hard
mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024680
Fujimoto going after the US hard American atrocities in weekly shonen jump
July 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
The cow in my daughter’s pediatrician’s office is really high
A clearly stoned cow painting
July 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
I won a finger puppet as a consolation prize and so now I introduce to you the latest and most important dinnertime figure: The Wizard of Eating All Your Food.
A tiny finger puppet wizard sitting on a painted candlestick. The wizard wears a blue robe and pointed hat with yellow stars. His white beard shows how wise he is. His fucked up little face shows that he was probably injection molded
July 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Thanks this is a great travel tip!

Here’s mine in return: if your baby drinks 3/4s of this badboy and inverts the nipple from pulling too hard it can hold its pressure differential long enough it to explode with enough force to send shrapnel into your shoe when your kid drops it on the pavement.
An 8oz glass bottle with the words “Philips Avent” on the front
July 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
This guy was in bloodborne right?
A stuffed alpaca with its head in a rainbow ball for toddlers
June 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Watching my single friends slide into summer
Kim Jong Un inspects the water slide at his new theme park
June 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Hail fellow
the pokemon shelmet
June 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
when you've just woken up but still want to get in on the group photo
May 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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In addition to being a certified freak, Boichi is a huge fan of science fiction and always wanted to draw it. In the panel on the left, he's clearly calling out Arthur C Clarke & 6000 is HAL 9000's number flipped. Can't recommend his one shot, HOTEL, enough. links to images in the alt like usual!
Current Chapter of Boichi's Marshal King with a shot of the principal's arm. The frame focuses on the name of the armament, "CLARKE 6000 SUX" https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024185 the opening page of Boichi's Hotel: https://imgur.com/a/hotel-manga-DdLCU Hotel is the story of the final resting place of humanity's knowledge & genes on a ruined earth and how the passage of time affects everyone
April 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
four cards to get to know me? i like my games a little chaotic
https://scryfall.com/card/wot/52/doubling-season Doubling Season {4}{G} Enchantment If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead. If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead. Illustrated by Eva Eskelinen https://scryfall.com/card/bro/340/over-the-top Over the Top {5}{R}{R} Sorcery Each player reveals a number of cards from the top of their library equal to the number of nonland permanents they control, puts all permanent cards they revealed this way onto the battlefield, and puts the rest into their graveyard. Illustrated by Cristi Balanescu https://scryfall.com/card/blc/95/chatterfang-squirrel-general Chatterfang, Squirrel General {2}{G} Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior Forestwalk (This creature can’t be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.) If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead. {B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn. 3/3 Illustrated by Yoshimo https://scryfall.com/card/moc/94/rashmi-and-ragavan Rashmi and Ragavan {1}{G}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Elf Monkey Whenever you cast your first spell during each of your turns, exile the top card of target opponent’s library and create a Treasure token. Then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it’s a spell with mana value less than the number of artifacts you control. If you don’t cast it this way, you may cast it this turn. 2/4 Illustrated by Joshua Cairos
April 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Of WSJ's current headliners, I think Kagurabachi has the weakest story and hook. And while I think the author knows where he wants to go I think it suffers from not being sure how to get there, which you can see in the approach to the abilities of the supernatural swords. But the action is great!
Kagurabachi Chapter 76 https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024219 The character, Seichi Samura, draws his blade against a black background of crow feathers as power surges from his eyes. He says, "That's enough out of you."
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Really like Ichi The Witch and hope it continues to do well because its got that
mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024146
Ichi, from the eponymous Ichi The Witch, telling the crowd why he's a winner with his signature catchphrase, "Feral Instinct!" https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024146
April 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Poll: submit your awesome ideas for NPC sorcery powers & we'll pick our favorites to draw!

Kagurabachi Response: I drew my MC killing your OC

love it
(mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024009)
The title page for this week's Kagurabachi by Takeru Hokazono (https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024009) announcing the winners of the NPC Sorcery Contest they ran where readers could submit their ideas for NPC sorcerers & Powers. Their prize? The mangaka responded to all these amazing OC's by drawing his MC beheading them
March 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
We are having baked ziti for dinner but we don’t own a cat
Neighborhood gentleman Tux sits on our kitchen rubber against white cabinets Tux, in focus, against the corner of ziti
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
We are having baked ziti for dinner but we don’t own a cat
Neighborhood gentleman Tux sits on our kitchen rubber against white cabinets Tux, in focus, against the corner of ziti
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I've been driven into a corner by @jcsalterego.bsky.social and so i have to post a pic of this & say that i once knew a guy who didn't learn the orders of the days of the week until college because he'd just do this all the time
a picture of a post because i wasn't allowed to quote it. it is a regular Jerry @jcsalterego.bsky.social post: "can anyone who's good at weekdays tell me if tomorrow is friday"
March 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Oh Jerry? Yeah his stuff is
A green smiling face with the word MILD above it
March 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Good luck taking these guys down
A photo of the Philly phanatic and the Galapagos gang(?) monsters at citizen bank park
March 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I don’t own a cat
Tux, A sr black and white cat who lives in our neighborhood, has come to grace my kitchen. To thank him I have placed out a blue and white striped bowl filled with water next to a blue plate with a few pieces of chicken on top. The two dishes and tux stand on the white linoleum kitchen floor against our white cabinets with gold handles. Behind tux, our kitchen runner has been pushed into a corner because the sticky things on the bottom have long worn out
February 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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This was so good we made more congee and I made chicken and waffles for dinner tonight
Mushroom and Chinese sausage congee waffle with a chicken thigh on top w/ maple syrup sitting on a white plate with a red rim
February 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
the drake meme but it's Luigi Mangione instead. In the first panel, he's clearly questioning the wisdom behind my statement, "Watering my plants," whereas in the second panel he is clearly impressed by my statement, "Actively feeding the slime mold growing under my sink."
February 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
semiprowizard.bsky.social
Recipe banger of the week: congee waffles.

Wife made mushroom congee w/ Chinese sausage (delicious, breakfast coded) and we had a bunch left over so I loaded it into a waffle iron this morning and the results have been spectacular.

Serve w/ a runny egg, green onion, and some chili oil
A waffle made from congee, mushrooms, and Chinese sausage sitting on a white place with a red rim. It is just as crispy as you might imagine. Unfortunately, I didn’t make an egg or cut up green onions but imagine those. A close up of the congee waffle in all its crispy glory. It’s sitting on a white plate with a fish print
February 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM