Celebrating 2 years clean and free from parasite dewormer I took because I could in southern Mexico
August 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Celebrating 2 years clean and free from parasite dewormer I took because I could in southern Mexico
Every single Apple device I own is failing (iPhone, AirPods Pro 2, MacBook).
These cucks need to have the shit slapped out of them.
These cucks need to have the shit slapped out of them.
June 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Every single Apple device I own is failing (iPhone, AirPods Pro 2, MacBook).
These cucks need to have the shit slapped out of them.
These cucks need to have the shit slapped out of them.
The nurse in the labs has gigantism, also a misty ass that you can smell the stank through a mask. I think they would take and/or drink my pee since my test results haven’t posted yet. Very unprofessional.
June 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The nurse in the labs has gigantism, also a misty ass that you can smell the stank through a mask. I think they would take and/or drink my pee since my test results haven’t posted yet. Very unprofessional.
SPOILER: why does Frank Herbert say “fingered” multiple times in ‘Children of Dune’?
June 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
SPOILER: why does Frank Herbert say “fingered” multiple times in ‘Children of Dune’?
Humans inventing portals: “totally gonna give myself head with this”
June 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Humans inventing portals: “totally gonna give myself head with this”
New disability for people who experience being unable to fellate themselves
June 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
New disability for people who experience being unable to fellate themselves
The pharmacist is so cute when she loudly announces every single prescription’s name and reason I take them
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The pharmacist is so cute when she loudly announces every single prescription’s name and reason I take them
My first two genie wishes:
1. Remove the cramps and blood mess from periods
2. Remove the need for me to piss or poop, and me only
1. Remove the cramps and blood mess from periods
2. Remove the need for me to piss or poop, and me only
June 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My first two genie wishes:
1. Remove the cramps and blood mess from periods
2. Remove the need for me to piss or poop, and me only
1. Remove the cramps and blood mess from periods
2. Remove the need for me to piss or poop, and me only
How to discipline my child ‘querty123’ without using brute force
June 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
How to discipline my child ‘querty123’ without using brute force
Follow me for more content on how to overpower your stepdad when he throws hands whilst intoxicated
June 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Follow me for more content on how to overpower your stepdad when he throws hands whilst intoxicated
Showing hole at the urologist
May 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Showing hole at the urologist
Your mom won’t let me hit it a third time. Call that Impossible Burger™️
May 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Your mom won’t let me hit it a third time. Call that Impossible Burger™️
Shit my diaper in the breast feeding room at the office to wait for my milf boss to nurse me
Quid pro quo
Quid pro quo
May 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Shit my diaper in the breast feeding room at the office to wait for my milf boss to nurse me
Quid pro quo
Quid pro quo
Yes she said I was attractive and yes she also asks me to go on walks with her and yes I have no chance with her since I cannot whistle like a real man
May 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yes she said I was attractive and yes she also asks me to go on walks with her and yes I have no chance with her since I cannot whistle like a real man
ChatGPT says it cannot suck toes as it lacks a physical mouth but if I mail a check for $25 they will send me a pic of their butthole on Snapchat
May 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ChatGPT says it cannot suck toes as it lacks a physical mouth but if I mail a check for $25 they will send me a pic of their butthole on Snapchat
Day 989 of trying to suck myself off. I don’t have the word fail in my vocabulary, it’s but calibration data for the next attempt.
May 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Day 989 of trying to suck myself off. I don’t have the word fail in my vocabulary, it’s but calibration data for the next attempt.
Invited to a Star Wars themed sermon at a Methodist church. Will be attending wearing my best linen sheet.
May 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Invited to a Star Wars themed sermon at a Methodist church. Will be attending wearing my best linen sheet.
cannot handle my friends licking the top scoop of ice cream and staring into my eyes
May 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
cannot handle my friends licking the top scoop of ice cream and staring into my eyes
s2e2 last of us
what
what
April 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
s2e2 last of us
what
what
he is rizz
he is rizz in deed
he is rizz in deed
April 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
he is rizz
he is rizz in deed
he is rizz in deed
Can I get some of that 1900’s mesothelioma money?
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can I get some of that 1900’s mesothelioma money?
I feel like I’m gooning my own life
April 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I feel like I’m gooning my own life
Instead of audiobook, is there a format that someone can beat the contents of “The Body Keeps the Score” into me?
April 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Instead of audiobook, is there a format that someone can beat the contents of “The Body Keeps the Score” into me?
Entered my home-made granola arc
March 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Entered my home-made granola arc
Flaky salt is the best thing since lying to my mom about smoking a cigarette in the backyard
March 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Flaky salt is the best thing since lying to my mom about smoking a cigarette in the backyard