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Anastasia Beaverhausen
@semisophrosyne.bsky.social
1.6K followers 820 following 7.2K posts
Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire. I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · Nov 19
When I drive over speed bumps, I imagine I’m driving over the bodies of my enemies
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 3h
That’s why group homes and nursing homes always made sure you were tested. Makes sense.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 4h
I hadn’t heard of any cases in MO yet but I believe you.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 4h
Tuberculosis confirmed in Ozark School District in Missouri and why am I not surprised.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 4h
Tbh I enjoy the attention after attending to everyone else all day.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 4h
Four out of five men fucked around with me and found out.

F-A-F-O
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 4h
Why you trash talking me?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 15h
Me? 😈
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 22h
Commenting on my posts should come with a warning.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
Mine too.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
Having people believe in you and stand behind you makes a world of difference. Especially if they rub your butt and tell you you’re pretty in the process.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
Haters gonna hate 💅🏻
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
$20, a handful of $1 bills, and some rot gut tequila.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
Baseball is so BORING.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
Fight for me, Hunger Games style.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
This goes out to all the haters that just gotta hate for no goddamn reason other than hate.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
a cat is holding a sign that says `` love you '' surrounded by hearts .
ALT: a cat is holding a sign that says `` love you '' surrounded by hearts .
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
Look, motherfuckers are allowed to be happy during fascism. Joy is resistance. Quit being a cuntbucket (word I just made up).
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
I remember that Fascist Butker fucking shit up.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve lost faith in humanity for the 394726:637373?!;shahs time.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
He’s greedy.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
I’m going to need you to talk about me for at least ten minutes with your therapist this week.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
No.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
US Mail during a shut down.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
You should join me and our friend occasionally.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d
I’m living the fucking Handmaid’s Tale over here, the least baseball could do is give me waves of razor blades in the outfield.
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