Senator Mendoza
@senatormendoza.bsky.social
Tongue tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit.
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
Gonna start making bets with my friends to see how many times I’m going to mutter “fucking told you so” over the next four years.
December 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Gonna start making bets with my friends to see how many times I’m going to mutter “fucking told you so” over the next four years.
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
He’s just now figuring this out
December 28, 2024 at 1:52 PM
He’s just now figuring this out
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
Word of the day is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a dislike of company and the desire to be left alone.
December 16, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Word of the day is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a dislike of company and the desire to be left alone.
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
Absolutely Insane details of the moon by astrophotographer Darya Kawa Mirza.
[🔭 daryavaseum] 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫👏
[🔭 daryavaseum] 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫👏
December 14, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Absolutely Insane details of the moon by astrophotographer Darya Kawa Mirza.
[🔭 daryavaseum] 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫👏
[🔭 daryavaseum] 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫👏
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
Every American deserves to see the Matt Gaetz ethics report.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
November 15, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Every American deserves to see the Matt Gaetz ethics report.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
Hoping that Tyson beats Paul so bad he becomes incontinent.
November 15, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Hoping that Tyson beats Paul so bad he becomes incontinent.
Holy fucking shit. Absolutely brilliant.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Holy fucking shit. Absolutely brilliant.
IMAX levels of projection.
The party that is obsessed with child sex offenders, & is close to a cult that claims child sex offenders run the government, just nominated a guy once investigated for allegedly sex-trafficking a 17 year old girl to be in charge of the country’s legal system.
Beyond parody.
Beyond parody.
November 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
IMAX levels of projection.
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
If this is what Elon did to the valuation of Twitter just wait till he gets his hands on the U.S. Government.
November 14, 2024 at 12:32 PM
If this is what Elon did to the valuation of Twitter just wait till he gets his hands on the U.S. Government.
Reposted by Senator Mendoza
I still can’t believe Russian TV showed a topless photo of the First Lady.
November 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I still can’t believe Russian TV showed a topless photo of the First Lady.
Finally
Made the move from the hellsite. Screw you, Space Karen.
Made the move from the hellsite. Screw you, Space Karen.
November 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Finally
Made the move from the hellsite. Screw you, Space Karen.
Made the move from the hellsite. Screw you, Space Karen.