gimmie that damp oak player

gimmie that damp oak taste from lying in the tiny patch of old growth forest that survived against all odds behind the convenience store while hiding from the cops

this whiskey tastes like licking the pick guard of your brother's guitar he hasn't played since college

the volume of the basket might have been a little hopeful

there was a shitty sega genesis game of that show that I played in the basement of my at-the-time girlfriend's house

it was a very abusive relationship, so it was a welcome respite for my little teenage brain.

I did not want to fuck the monsters... I was fucking a monster :o

on the sunny side, bristol is one of the only towns in england that I have no problem visiting

I hear your suggestion and raise you the chorus of creed's "with arms wide open"

no dude seriously its actually a really good song WITH AHMS WIDE OH-PAHN *HUGE AIR CHORD* BAAAAAAAAH

I just thought about doing that this morning

it always looks like landscape from this distance

Write down the toppings of this frozen pizza, fuck it into the garbage, then call your local pizzeria and order a pizza with these toppings and wait for 30 minutes for it to arrive. serve immediately

dope track player

the way ferrangis say "huu-mon" but pronounce every other word perfectly

no one needs to be dragged more than that self satisfied little shit. Joel is what happens when a finance guy finds out women in their 50s thinks he looks good in sunglasses