Ryan Patrick
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Ryan Patrick
@senorrubio.bsky.social
Social commentator with a love of sports, music, pop culture & general stupidity with 2 cool kids.
At this point, Shedeur Sanders will be the face of the XFL.
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You have to be special type of garbage to actively work to remove a protected class from a state’s civil rights law. Not just deny, but actively work to have it taken away.

Iowa, you should be embarrassed of the people you chose to govern.
February 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I told him it was a prequel to Hotel Transylvania.

Kidding- We saw Sonic instead.
December 30, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Next level Christmas gift. IYKYK
December 27, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Perception: My Spotify wrapped will show my amazing, eclectic taste in music cultivated by decades in the industry.

Reality: Minions.
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Quick trip to Indiana for Opening night of Fishers Event Center with Turnpike Troubadours.
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Graeme Clarke And Carson Lambos from the Iowa Wild stopped by DMYHA 8u practice tonight to give Strummer and the kids some tips and sign autographs.
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM
If you say you knew the Bills would be 9-2 at this point after their offseason, I will say you’re lying.
November 18, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The fact that this many people bought tickets to see the Prime bro versus the guy from the Hangover makes me weep for society.
November 16, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Hey Netflix, if you think “boxing” fans are upset, wait til you see NFL fans if you mess up their Christmas Day games.
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I thought I’d have something profound for my first post. I’m sure it’ll come to me eventually.
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM