BRoweseph
sensitive-marinara.bsky.social
BRoweseph
@sensitive-marinara.bsky.social
The amount of boomers on my bus coming back from the protests today gives me hope. Standing room only 🥲
April 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me- “what would you do if I gave you a wedgie just now?”
Q- “ I mean, that’s fine I guess”
March 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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We are still not going to Target
February 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Daniel craigs’s dog, Spaniel Craig
February 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Bc it never snows here and today is just the powdery stuff, my landlord send one of his guys to LEAFBLOW the snow away at my apartment 😭
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Abracadebra
February 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The magic stool bus 🚽
February 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Bloating can best be described as “how a chicken must feel before laying an egg”
February 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Imagine going through your whole life thinking “skinny pig” is what people are saying instead of “guinea pig”. #nomoreweeknightedibles #notmelookingatbuyingaratoncraigslist #skinnypig
January 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Every time you don't buy a book from Amazon, but use a good indie store who actually values the sale & treats you & your purchase with respect, the sun shines brighter, floofy puppies gambol in fresher grass, & Jeff Bezos's piles sting for just a biiiit longer.

Sounds GREAT to me.

Buy independent.
January 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Helpful Spanish phrases to use in case you ever encounter ICE 🧊 🐷
• La Migra = ICE
• La Migra Está Aquí = ICE is here
• No digas nada y pida un abogado = Don’t say anything and ask for a Lawyer
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When a random man in the general public is giving you his best sexy eyes attempt, bro nod him lmao it’s some sort of programmed thing where they will automatically bro nod back and confuse themselves 😌
January 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Allow for #Mystery #Wonder and #Awe in your daily life
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“Dean. Like bean but with a D”
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“Where the sun don’t shine, it will shine again!”- my aunt trying to be inspirational
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What’s up, thotdogs?!
January 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM