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The ingredients and time to make it cost the same whether you eat it sideways or you decide you want to taste it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
How slow are you walking that it takes 30 mins to walk a mile?
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
And 2kg of potatoes
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'd have The Fear plugging these in every year.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Gloria Huniford's biography on Caron Keating. I was in my 20s and it was because I "liked reading".
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
People under 5'10" should stop complaining about being short.

Buy some binoculars or cuban heels if you want to see your favourite band.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
He buys ten tins of soup but claims it's only one since it's the same product.
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
A lot of the smaller charity lotteries (PDSA type ones that are £1k jackpot) are funded by Postcode Lottery.
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Glasgow - Dunfermline - Dingwall - Glasgow - Edinburgh in the space of 24 hours.

He must be putting in his petrol receipts for this.
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
See it. Say it. Sorted.
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That Joke's Shite Ye Fanny #McMorrissey
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm wondering how MPs are going to react the day of and after the match.

Oh, maybe this wasn't a political issue after all.
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It took four years to get that?
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The humble bike - the one item that cannot be easily replaced
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Gary Locke would be worth a punt
October 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The papers laid out are broadsheets - none of those grubby tabloids.
October 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
She made The Elephant House sound like a grubby cafe - I used to get taken there as a treat.

elephanthouse.biz/menus/
Menus - The Elephant House
Drinks and Desserts Menu Breakfast Menu The Elephant House Menu
elephanthouse.biz
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Camilla's not the Queen.
September 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He's expecting JK Rowling to lead protests similar to those seen by the far right.
September 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
What is the reaction when you tell the police and courts that you're a self-appointed ambassador to tackle anti-social behaviour on people you don't like the colour of?
August 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
So long as it was paired with some protein, you'll be fine
August 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Do the wheels stop like a stolen shopping trolley if they've gone too far into the wrong district?
August 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Killie pie - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM