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ethereal demon (not a vampire)

@seppuku.surgery

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i need to be put down for good i’m the #1 reply guy to @jambles.lol

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 7d

it’s that time of year!

drawing of beige dog wearing pumpkin that says “i put on me punkin for trick and treat”

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 8h

it frustrates me a lot and if i try to ignore the urge i start feeling really bad LOL

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 8h

one of my weird ocd things is if im clicking around on something like youtube and see a comment but don't read the whole thing i have to click back to read it, but then i'll see another as i'm clicking away and get stuck in a cycle

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 8h

finally! someone gets it

ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 8h

for the rest of the month i am offering exorcisms if you need them, for free. you just have to let me into your home

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 8h

kevin ive bleached my brows before and i bromise you those suckas would be invisible compared to yours

ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 8h

what if i bleached my eyebrows before i started my job

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 13h

yes regular lotion is good as long as there aren't any strong fragrances or drying ingredients. i like to use incidecoder.com for all my skincare and it will especially help in this case

ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 14h

i'm gonna smell you alright

ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 16h

u know who i’m talking about right

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 16h

looked in the mirror today and couldn't really see myself, but i also didn't have my glasses on so that may be why

ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 16h

for a split second i thought this was a subtweet at me but then i remembered i dont actually make webcomics

ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 16h

i remember one time in a group of people i said "oh haha sorry that was so autistic of me" and one guy looks at me and tells me i cant say that because his sister is autistic and i was like dude..... i'm literally autistic