Octavius Ace
@septicisle.info
Polly: What's the point in being alive?
Basil: Beats me. We're stuck with it, I suppose.
Basil: Beats me. We're stuck with it, I suppose.
What are we a bunch of Russians?!?!?!?!?!
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
What are we a bunch of Russians?!?!?!?!?!
Can't believe it's already been a year. I miss you every single day Dad.
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Can't believe it's already been a year. I miss you every single day Dad.
The virgin: Brigitte Bardot
The chad: Brigitte Lahaie
The chad: Brigitte Lahaie
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The virgin: Brigitte Bardot
The chad: Brigitte Lahaie
The chad: Brigitte Lahaie
I'm sorry can you take me through which services your law firm offers again
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm sorry can you take me through which services your law firm offers again
I see your mum has so many gentlemen callers she had a sticker made
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I see your mum has so many gentlemen callers she had a sticker made
Right, Christmas is officially here
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Right, Christmas is officially here
This must be what it's like to have been repeatedly dropped on your head as a child
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This must be what it's like to have been repeatedly dropped on your head as a child
James Corden killed it stone dead didn't he
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
James Corden killed it stone dead didn't he
I'm taking this as a moral victory
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm taking this as a moral victory
At the end of the day, this is what it was always about with these freaks: being laughed at for liking unbelievably shitty things the rest of us grew out of.
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
At the end of the day, this is what it was always about with these freaks: being laughed at for liking unbelievably shitty things the rest of us grew out of.
Another thing you miss by not being on X is Paul Mason (he is on here, but hasn't cross-posted this) having gone full the Russians are invading tomorrow and we need to be ready to survive by presumably arresting subversives and growing more root vegetables
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Another thing you miss by not being on X is Paul Mason (he is on here, but hasn't cross-posted this) having gone full the Russians are invading tomorrow and we need to be ready to survive by presumably arresting subversives and growing more root vegetables
Kat Abughazaleh
Cat Sharp
Michael Rabbitt
Cat Sharp
Michael Rabbitt
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Kat Abughazaleh
Cat Sharp
Michael Rabbitt
Cat Sharp
Michael Rabbitt
Bought the Best of The Dave Clark 5 on LP from a charity shop on Sunday, pressing from 1970. This is the inner sleeve. One of these artists is not like the others
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bought the Best of The Dave Clark 5 on LP from a charity shop on Sunday, pressing from 1970. This is the inner sleeve. One of these artists is not like the others
Sir, a third Peter Mandelson has just hit the World Trade Centre
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Sir, a third Peter Mandelson has just hit the World Trade Centre
Found some graffiti by Dan Dare
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Found some graffiti by Dan Dare
Perfect juxtaposition on the Graun app right now
September 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Perfect juxtaposition on the Graun app right now
He's 36 and looks like John fucking Major
August 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
He's 36 and looks like John fucking Major
Private Eye on how we have a media and commentariat that now seemingly want far-right riots:
August 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Private Eye on how we have a media and commentariat that now seemingly want far-right riots:
Just had this one over on Twitter defending Peggie to me by invoking anti-migrant politicians and Ricky Gervais
July 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Just had this one over on Twitter defending Peggie to me by invoking anti-migrant politicians and Ricky Gervais