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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋

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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ ✡ 🖤🤍💚💙

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · Sep 4

Get your vaccines if you can. And remember, you can just lie and say you have a risk-factor if that's what you need to do to access a life-saving vaccine!

Jamie Delaney L. 🏳️‍⚧️ @ljamied.bsky.social · Sep 4

I am and always have been pro-vaccination. Vaccines have saved literally hundreds of millions of people from childhood and adult illnesses that previously maimed and killed. Please, for those you love and that love you, get yourself and your children vaccinated.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 21m

It must have been right around 1999. I remember him showing it off. And I remember my mind being blown about the floppy disc.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 23m

I remember these! My cousin had one!

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 26m

I was genuinely terrified for a second. Stephen King wishes he was that good!

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1h

I only have the vaguest idea of what Peacemaker is, but this shit makes me so angry.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2h

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2h

Reader, it was not coffee....

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2h

Nah, it's definitely "Is this stain ... Coffee?"

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2h

Here it is with alt text.

The image has two panels featuring the same three people. An older white man in a suit, a brown haired white woman in a blouse and a back view of a black man they are speaking to.
In the first panel the woman says "Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place."
In the second panel she continues "because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide".

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

So never mind. My evening took an odd (but awesome) turn.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

I'm mad about some things (legitimately) kind of upset about others (not legitimately) and just floundering tonight... Anyone out there?

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

I'm mad about some things (legitimately) kind of upset about others (not legitimately) and just floundering tonight... Anyone out there?

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

Yes

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 5h

Technically my parents bought the benchers for my wedding...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 6h

My aunt apparently bought benchers.... You can buy them? This is a thing people do? I've never in my life bought a bencher. They just accumulate in my drawer...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 7h

It wasn't a good or funny one unfortunately

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 9h

Does anyone know how hard it is to bring OTC allergy meds from Canada into the US? Nothing controlled, nothing Rx...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 9h

My uncle: Should I tell that joke?
My aunt: I don't like that joke.
My uncle, agreeing: You don't like that joke.
My uncle, two seconds later: So there were these two guys...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Pretty sure my husband just tried to order me a black bean cuntwrap supreme...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Does that help???

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

77 so far, I think? A good number of re-reads and some Animorphs books.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

This is a re-read for me. It's so lovely. Highly recommend!

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

It is so much fun, enjoy!

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Am I supposed to be working (because I am at work?), yes. Am I avoiding work and reading Heart of Stone by @johannestevans.bsky.social instead? Also yes. :)

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Let's Get down to Business, To defeat the huns...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Ugh, why do they have to politicize Mr. Nibbles??

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I have a larger theory I'm sort of noodling with about how many words have lost all meaning. Think woke, DEI, etc.

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