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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋

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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ ✡ 🖤🤍💚💙

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · Sep 4

Get your vaccines if you can. And remember, you can just lie and say you have a risk-factor if that's what you need to do to access a life-saving vaccine!

Jamie Delaney L. 🏳️‍⚧️ @ljamied.bsky.social · Sep 4

I am and always have been pro-vaccination. Vaccines have saved literally hundreds of millions of people from childhood and adult illnesses that previously maimed and killed. Please, for those you love and that love you, get yourself and your children vaccinated.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

I have a larger theory I'm sort of noodling with about how many words have lost all meaning. Think woke, DEI, etc.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

I've been seeing Christmas stuff in stores since September.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

They want it as divorced as possible from it's actual meaning.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 3h

I had a dream that one of my nephews (who is very religious) was giving me a stick and poke tattoo ...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 8h

Happy National Coming Out Day! I do not know what the fuck I am! Okay, continue about your day...

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 20h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 23h

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.

In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.

Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 19h

My husband eats a plain bagel with a slice of American cheese on it...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 19h

Egg bagel with cream cheese and lox.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 19h

I'm just hiding in my office. I guess this is better than using my precious sick time?

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 21h

I love when vampires have to "come out". So good. Inject that straight into my veins please.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

No need for quotes. He's literally an American citizen.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I'm exhausted and burnt out and spiraling. But thank god ALA is having a webinar on how to reduce stress for library workers in February!

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

A patron just told me that I'm such a good researcher and so professional, he knows I must have been the type of student to always go above and beyond on assignments. LMAO.
I was a shitty student, did the least I could get away with, and assignments were always late too.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Agreed. I rolled out of bed like, 25 minutes before I needed to leave for work. :( Not great.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

My boss raised her voice at me (to make herself heard in a loud space, not out of anger or anything like that) and my nervous system is shot. It literally cannot distinguish between being yelled to and being yelled at.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I blame the holidays for literally everything this time of year. I forgot to buy milk? 'cause of the holidays! Can't remember why I walked into a room? Thanks a lot holidays!

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Finally rolled out of bed ... I have to leave for work in 20 minutes

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

My most cancelable opinion?
Etrogs smell nasty. Y'all are brainwashed or something.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I think this is why I ended up bailing on AHS. I couldn't keep up with them introducing new characters and new story lines every single episode...

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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 1d

. @404media.co is investigating book bans. They could use your pointers on where to be looking. You can do it anonymously.

"We need help deciding... which school districts and cities to seek public records from and... where we should point our reporting efforts. "

www.404media.co/help-us-inve...

Help Us Investigate Book Bans and Educational Censorship Around America

404 Media has gotten a grant to unearth public records about systematic censorship of books, schools, and libraries in the U.S.

www.404media.co

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

My husband was once (in a class we attended together) the only person to notice that one of the pages was entirely missing from a photo-copied chunk of philosophy we had to read.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

"You see us as you wanna see us, in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions."

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference

Alt: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Reptar!!!!