Getting tipsy at the Nutcracker is a holiday tradition I plan on starting this year

the Little Guy -> Sexy Divine Being pipeline is real

Not a card boi but if you see a cool Digimon lemme get a look at it

It was my first time making pumpkin pie and French silk, and I tried a new pie dough technique. I vastly improved my croissant/pain au chocolat skills this year as well, unmitigated success for once lmao

I thought this was strictly good news? What's there to be upset about??

Saturday I'm making 4 pies, two of which I've never made before. Wish me luck 🤞

Someone had the AUDACITY to tell me to go at least 2 months. Man I can't go around looking like I sell cigarettes to middle schoolers for 2 full months

Absolutely not

I thought you meant cut as in muscular and was ready to argue until I started swiping through the photos

TL;DR

It's an active choice to be a fucking loser

Sorry, this shit drives me up the wall. I've got people I love trapped back there still, good fucking people that grew up just like I did. We're not different or special or wiser or stronger, we just didn't ditch our common fuckin decency. People aren't any different just cause they're rural ffs