I would like to coin the title “Master Wizard of Pacing”

New food idea—frozen salad, raw

I’m gonna start a movement where mindfulness is just introduced as mild confusion

Remembering to breathe is such an underestimated moment. Like oh yeah I’ve just been sitting here letting my brain do all the hard work.

Why NOT snakes, Indiana Jones

We all know Stevie Wonder. But does Stevie Wonder know Stevie Wonders or does he just know he, Stevie Wonder, wonders. Because Stevie Wonders also wonders about Stevie Wonder as well.

Yo that’s neat as whisky

This chapstick could really come with directions

My room is cleaner than ever which is less a compliment and more an indication that I’ve been in my room all day

Did you know? There is no pre-defined length of time to keep lip balm on.

A wave’s length away

Does anyone actually drink Busch beer