normal day ending in y as far as i'm concerned 😏

big same. plus, when one DOES feel a lil tinier, a solid color is a perfect blank canvas imho

break out the stickers n stamps (and for the black megamaxes, the metallic sharpies 😤)

oh that's not bad at all!!!

lmao i imagine a kinkster sees a friend has very clearly put a whoopee cushion under their seat, and so plays along but fills their pants right as they sit down on it

"look at what your stupid prank made me do! now come here so i can make it even 😏"

agreed! embracing the absurdity keeps one from taking things too seriously i think

the auto-captions get in a certain mood when humidibot's up close

the beauty of being into soiling is that you never truly *have* to choose between horny and hilarious

green beans 🤤

i very nearly suggested hexy myself lmao

this is stellar as always

ouhhh pickle juice is SUCH a good idea, especially since i tend to sprinkle a little dill on top anyhow. i've also been tossing around the idea of "scotch deviled eggs" for the next time i'm feeling REALLY indulgent

oh these look bomb as hell 🤤 any special touches you like to put in yours? i like a bit of feta in the filling

the dream