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MST3K
Mahjong novice
Runs @retro-commercials.bsky.social
Idiot
Video games
MST3K
Mahjong novice
Runs @retro-commercials.bsky.social
Idiot
Yeah, sure, I guess.
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yeah, sure, I guess.
"What's Andy Milonakis been up to lately?" I wonder, before proceeding to read the most cursed sentence I've ever read.
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"What's Andy Milonakis been up to lately?" I wonder, before proceeding to read the most cursed sentence I've ever read.
Christmas prep
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Christmas prep
This is absolutely bewildering to me. I like Dong Bai, she's the only worthwhile DW9 DLC character, but #1 in the voting? Really?
And Zuo Ci at #2? What?
At least Lian Shi and Yu Jin make sense.
And Zuo Ci at #2? What?
At least Lian Shi and Yu Jin make sense.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is absolutely bewildering to me. I like Dong Bai, she's the only worthwhile DW9 DLC character, but #1 in the voting? Really?
And Zuo Ci at #2? What?
At least Lian Shi and Yu Jin make sense.
And Zuo Ci at #2? What?
At least Lian Shi and Yu Jin make sense.
Even though I'm almost certainly going to drop the game the moment Soul Resonance comes out, I'm still happy I pulled TYBW Aizen and Senjumaru in Brave Souls today.
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Even though I'm almost certainly going to drop the game the moment Soul Resonance comes out, I'm still happy I pulled TYBW Aizen and Senjumaru in Brave Souls today.
Last week or so of bad sleep finally caught up with me. Laid down yesterday afternoon and ended up sleeping for 15 solid hours.
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Last week or so of bad sleep finally caught up with me. Laid down yesterday afternoon and ended up sleeping for 15 solid hours.
Anyway this all got me to go back to Gaiden and I ended up getting all the achievements, so that's cool I guess.
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Anyway this all got me to go back to Gaiden and I ended up getting all the achievements, so that's cool I guess.
Honestly shocked that, in the battle of "Yuke's-developed games from different publishers released on the same day" Full Metal Schoolgirl actually seems to be beating Double Dragon Revive in both reviews and player count. That's pretty rough for Double Dragon, especially considering FMSG is pricier.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Honestly shocked that, in the battle of "Yuke's-developed games from different publishers released on the same day" Full Metal Schoolgirl actually seems to be beating Double Dragon Revive in both reviews and player count. That's pretty rough for Double Dragon, especially considering FMSG is pricier.
Late-night anxiety attack. Listening to Devil Sold His Soul's "A Fragile Hope" to center myself while I wait for the benzos to kick in. Absolutely perfect post-hardcore album (though they seem to have been largely claimed by the metalcore crowd, interestingly). 10/10 all-timer for me.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Late-night anxiety attack. Listening to Devil Sold His Soul's "A Fragile Hope" to center myself while I wait for the benzos to kick in. Absolutely perfect post-hardcore album (though they seem to have been largely claimed by the metalcore crowd, interestingly). 10/10 all-timer for me.
Update: They fixed it.
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Update: They fixed it.
Still have the ones I, uh, acquired twenty years ago, lol.
October 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Still have the ones I, uh, acquired twenty years ago, lol.
I don't need intelligent drugs, Thom. Because I don't know what they are. Okay, Thom? But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me. Whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different.
October 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I don't need intelligent drugs, Thom. Because I don't know what they are. Okay, Thom? But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me. Whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different.
I'm sorry, who the hell was asking for an HD upgrade for X-Blades, one of the worst games of the 00s, in 2024?
Also it costs $3? Who is PAYING for an HD upgrade for X-Blades? Are they okay? Do they need help?
Also it costs $3? Who is PAYING for an HD upgrade for X-Blades? Are they okay? Do they need help?
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'm sorry, who the hell was asking for an HD upgrade for X-Blades, one of the worst games of the 00s, in 2024?
Also it costs $3? Who is PAYING for an HD upgrade for X-Blades? Are they okay? Do they need help?
Also it costs $3? Who is PAYING for an HD upgrade for X-Blades? Are they okay? Do they need help?
For a brief, beautiful moment in the early 00s, Herr's had us covered with all the meat-flavored chips we could want. I miss them so much.
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
For a brief, beautiful moment in the early 00s, Herr's had us covered with all the meat-flavored chips we could want. I miss them so much.
Currently playing:
- Retro-style golf game with immaculate vibes
- What if Resident Evil was a Mystery Dungeon
- Bleach gacha
- Someone turned the Bizhawk shuffler plugin into a game
- Zero Sievert except roguelike
- Balatro mahjong + waifus
- Game that will never get the perf patches it needs
- Retro-style golf game with immaculate vibes
- What if Resident Evil was a Mystery Dungeon
- Bleach gacha
- Someone turned the Bizhawk shuffler plugin into a game
- Zero Sievert except roguelike
- Balatro mahjong + waifus
- Game that will never get the perf patches it needs
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Currently playing:
- Retro-style golf game with immaculate vibes
- What if Resident Evil was a Mystery Dungeon
- Bleach gacha
- Someone turned the Bizhawk shuffler plugin into a game
- Zero Sievert except roguelike
- Balatro mahjong + waifus
- Game that will never get the perf patches it needs
- Retro-style golf game with immaculate vibes
- What if Resident Evil was a Mystery Dungeon
- Bleach gacha
- Someone turned the Bizhawk shuffler plugin into a game
- Zero Sievert except roguelike
- Balatro mahjong + waifus
- Game that will never get the perf patches it needs
First win in Demonic Mahjong. Yeah, this game rips.
October 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
First win in Demonic Mahjong. Yeah, this game rips.
Gonna put "Bluesky celebrity" in all my bios from now on.
September 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gonna put "Bluesky celebrity" in all my bios from now on.
After I saw you post about it yesterday, I tested it out on a few scheduled posts on @retro-commercials.bsky.social that I run and it did a pretty good job. Amusingly, the biggest error it made was incorrectly identifying a DDP Bashin' Brawler as King Kong Bundy. 😅
September 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
After I saw you post about it yesterday, I tested it out on a few scheduled posts on @retro-commercials.bsky.social that I run and it did a pretty good job. Amusingly, the biggest error it made was incorrectly identifying a DDP Bashin' Brawler as King Kong Bundy. 😅
They went even harder on Super Rambo Special:
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
They went even harder on Super Rambo Special:
Hell yes.
September 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hell yes.
Doing a free ticket pull and getting a certified "top 10 unit in the entire game" Aizen >>>>>>
September 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Doing a free ticket pull and getting a certified "top 10 unit in the entire game" Aizen >>>>>>