Your story's really fun and I want to use the phrase "The spirit is willing but the flesh is cookie dough" sometime. It's a small thing from the story, but the phrase tickled.

Also, you pick good places to end chapters for cliffhanger purposes, because I am frothing at the mouth waiting for Sunday!

Occasionally, it's also "No, I wanted to do a funny Halloween costume, so I dressed as a ~girl character~ today and am weirdly a lot more confident than usual. Because I'm in character! Yeah, that's why. What? No, I'm definitely a guy, why do you ask?" Day.

Perhaps, one day, the Craver can become a Virtual Actor, Special Guest-Starring in cartoons and 1 MCU film. Wiki editors are horrified at the canon implications that a character last seen in a episode of Spongebob Squarepants walking away to shore is next in Fantasticar 2 bursting out of the ocean.

No one buys any for an office/workplace, most homes won't. The goal isn't to make a good product, even if it could happen by accident. The goal is to make advertisements starring the Craver, no matter how disconnected from each other or the Craver the products seem, he's in the ads for all of them.

Would a Craver product be useful? Purely by accident, something'd manage but only kinda. Craver Inkjets, which are shaped like the Craver, have the paper come out of the Craver's mouth, and make spitting and vomiting sounds, are really cheap, both printer and ink, but nobody's happy about this.

Buy the rights and all material related to the Honeycomb mascot "The Craver", then buy or make something, anything, everything, just so the Craver can be the mascot and in the ads. Craver Condoms. Craver IUDs. Craver Keyboards. Craver Bibles. "But first, a word from today's sponsor, the Craver."

Oof, sorry it got caught up in that! Just checked again, it's still 404'ing for me.

Oh man, I so badly want to play, like, Artemis Bridge Simulator or whatever with folks in a room built like the ENT bridge, or at least with ENT controls. Those very tactile looking buttons and knobs and whatnot look *so* fun to use in a way that the other shows really don't come anywhere close to.

Hey, the link currently goes to a 404 page. Lookin' forward to grabbing the new build, I really need to play 2 and 3!

Wait, just saw your thing about signing it, here's a signed one.

Sensei's Divining Top made in MS Paint.

Grok is not somehow hyper capable or even regular capable as a over-complicated book of d20 random tables. It, too, will recommend that you eat rocks and glue toppings to your pizza. However, much like his stupid car and his stupid rockets, his stupid "ai" constantly makes him look like a dumbass.

Agreed. The "grok embarrassing elon" thing is only funny in the same ways and for the same reasons as the "they threw a rock at the bulletproof car window on stage and it shattered" incident: One of musk's overhyped pr stunts publically humiliated him. Again.

I know this isn't the most important thing in deciphering ...whatever that is, but like. You can't describe Kristi Noem (as a gnome for some reason?) as working "hand in paw" with someone else and mean that sincerely as her doing their bidding. It's the single most famous thing about her.

Incredible commitment to the bit (of failing to pass everyone else's bits off as his own). How long until he's found out to have made an account that called himself out for plagiarism, do that bit too?

Does Ettin's Basilisk have a kofi account that accepts the aforementioned five USD if you don't have a paypal? Asking for a friend.

Fantasia (1940) has the Night on Bald Mountain / Ave Maria segment with the churchgoers and satan, but that probably depends a lot on how you wanna define a "character" for this, since they're pretty threadbare.

Ah, yes, the traditional wedding vows in the valley. "In (LocalizedText and in String." "You may now ingsFromCSFiles:Utility.cs.5379) the bride" *sniffle* Brings a tear to the eye.