I don't know which part of their outfit I like best! Red beret or stripey engineer overalls! Fantastic!

Seniors who get a pittance in social security too.

Lucy Pomegranate nicotine gum did wonders for my quit process! It's really good!

Well done! I quit about that long ago too! So nice not needing a cig after every daily event. And telling doctors that you quit is a pleasure like no other. I think they get more excited about it than my own mom did! Congratulations!

I always think of "The people in your neighborhood" song when a kid waves at me. I am a person in their community and I have a responsibility to wave at that baby to teach them that they are safe and accepted. Why is this too hard for some jerk?

If I were an artist contractually obligated to perform there, I would simply change all the words to my songs to be about how horrible he is. alas.

When mine was little, I set up a tiny little tree in her room that had one present on Christmas morning. Basically a bribe to keep her in her room until I was ready. I think the lads might still be too little for that to work effectively. Maybe next year!

Oh good I thought I was the only one having trouble sleeping! (Yeah it's 8:30pm, so what)

I regrest to inform you that they also diminish the impact of stomping away in a huff.

Everybody knows one

I've always aspired to live in the witch house. The one where the kids lower their voices as they're walking by... and they don't dawdle.

Thank goodness you were there to intervene! Scammers picking on seniors because they're seniors is so gross.

Babies know stuff you don't remember teaching them! I used to start counting when mine started lollygagging and she somehow intuited that she better not let me get to 3. I never counted to 3! Neither of us has any idea what would have happened if I'd reached it!

My blue people have always been and will always be The Smurfs.

Missed opportunity gifting her a labelmaker for Christmas! That would've ruled!

there was frost on my windshield this morning. I don't get up before the sun every day, but this is the first time this season I've had to defrost before venturing out. Time for bundling before outsiding!