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Steve Harris
@servicewash.bsky.social
Sod off. 🦋
Yep. They used to be (still are, but rarely) spooned out of the big jar and dropped into a bag of salt and vinegar crisps.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I found one once. It was for the best newcomer Do you want it? It's up in my loft somewhere. @herring1967.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
The one at my children's school has not worked for 10 years, since the day my eldest started. I still look at it every day in hope. But still, at least the playground is now full things for them to play with, so that they no longer need to use their imagination to have fun. Arseholes.
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Do what you love. The rest will follow!
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I still build websites. Smaller clients though.
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I made sites for loads of similar calibre companies, back then.
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Yep. Before the film is released in the UK, we were instructed to make a site for the film. Sometimes a big site, sometimes a smaller microsite (half a dozen pages ish). Text and images are all supplied by Disney.
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It sounds more impressive than it actually is. You are usually in a team. In those days, only big companies had websites. So every site you worked on was interesting. The local builder didn't have a website. Disney had loads. I worked for a website design company.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I designed and built the UK website for Dinosaur. We made things move and added sounds using Flash. You could hear me panting for the character Url, on his page. Fun times. 🦕🦕🦕
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
ChatGPT - Opposite of Placard
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December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Viz top tips (I think) says: start in the middle. If it's shit, when finished, you've not wasted much time. If it's good, you've got a load more good stuff to read.
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Get a hard drive video recorder. Schedule & record the things you like. Only watch recordings. Skip adverts. Win-win!
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
He's there on Wednesdays, between 2pm and 3.15pm. But not if he has to take his daughter to Karate.
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
51.654397,0.053569 is where you can find the bridge.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The same location, today.
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
They are actually called 'powered move the leaves, to make it someone else's problem, blowers'.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The second largest order of mammals, after rodents, are bats that comprise about 20% of all classified mammal species worldwide en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat
Bat - Wikipedia
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November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Maybe the Donald didn't think he was a client. Maybe the Donald thought he was a friend.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This is the way @mr-bingo.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
There should be a few regular customers, but they would look tired and weary due to the fact they popped in for fast food, but it has become anything but fast.
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Surely, with so many people licking Trump's arse, he can't notice them all. Imagine debasing yourself to such an extent, for nothing. Yep, it's definitely a cult.
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Use AI to simplify it / dumb it down a bit.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Oh well, Nevermind.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM