Sesame Survivor
@sesamesurvivor.bsky.social
Irregular in form, but authentic!
no bodegos in Ohio
January 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
no bodegos in Ohio
“I don’t wanna be judged for sloppin’ on my slop.”
January 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“I don’t wanna be judged for sloppin’ on my slop.”
I absolutely DESPISE having to order groceries. I’m so busy trying to make money that I lose money in the process? It doesn’t make sense!!
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I absolutely DESPISE having to order groceries. I’m so busy trying to make money that I lose money in the process? It doesn’t make sense!!
“We thought of a drag queen named LL Queen she pops out of the giant boot and wears fleece and windbreakers”
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
“We thought of a drag queen named LL Queen she pops out of the giant boot and wears fleece and windbreakers”
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MA, THERE’S A WEIRD-LOOKING DOG OUT HERE
The original version of Disney’s Pluto has now entered public domain.
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
MA, THERE’S A WEIRD-LOOKING DOG OUT HERE
Why am I getting ads for the vampire’s smoothie powder?
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Why am I getting ads for the vampire’s smoothie powder?
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
I’ve been maxmaxxing for years
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’ve been maxmaxxing for years
Heat Miser Chads vs, Snow-cels
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Heat Miser Chads vs, Snow-cels
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If you see this face in your dreams, harm will come to you soon
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you see this face in your dreams, harm will come to you soon
@pilkin.bsky.social My macroplastics are digivolving
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@pilkin.bsky.social My macroplastics are digivolving
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Premium testicles light up and play music via Bluetooth.
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Premium testicles light up and play music via Bluetooth.
I have a real talent for boarding slow-sinking ships just in time to postpone my own drowning.
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have a real talent for boarding slow-sinking ships just in time to postpone my own drowning.
Appropriating Judaism for an excuse to invite friends over for wet slop.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Appropriating Judaism for an excuse to invite friends over for wet slop.
Quiz idea: Which Peanuts dance cycle are you?
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Quiz idea: Which Peanuts dance cycle are you?
Why are my potatoes screaming
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why are my potatoes screaming
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
I feel bad for the Labubus in March of the Wooden Soldiers
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I feel bad for the Labubus in March of the Wooden Soldiers
If you or a loved one has been caught uttering the word, “MOO’Z A’DELL,” you may be entitled to compensation
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you or a loved one has been caught uttering the word, “MOO’Z A’DELL,” you may be entitled to compensation
Italian American is a serious mental illness that really should be added to the DSM-5
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Italian American is a serious mental illness that really should be added to the DSM-5
The Mouse and the Mysterious Green Liquid ™
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Mouse and the Mysterious Green Liquid ™
Pudding is the OG amorphous slop
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pudding is the OG amorphous slop
She whispers “just the tip” into her Oreo McFlurry
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
She whispers “just the tip” into her Oreo McFlurry
The Italian American boob grabber Bus is real and it CAN hurt you.
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The Italian American boob grabber Bus is real and it CAN hurt you.
Who wants to see pictures of my guts?
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Who wants to see pictures of my guts?