Seskra The Spider 🏳️⚧️
@seskrathespider.bsky.social
She/They/Any | Trans-femme nonbinary queer disaster, relapsed oldtaku, casual furry, AuDHD/PTSD elemental, host of Unfocused on @gamepodular.com with terrible gaming opinions.
Loving spiderwife to my beautiful jackalope @kassiecharlie.bsky.social
Loving spiderwife to my beautiful jackalope @kassiecharlie.bsky.social
Alright: finished Constance. It's a very nice piece about mental illness wrapped up in a pretty decent Metroidvania. Don't expect a real barnburner like Hollow Knight, Blasphemous or Rusted Moss but if you have any appetite left for 'vanias this year after Silksong I'd definitely say give it a look.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Alright: finished Constance. It's a very nice piece about mental illness wrapped up in a pretty decent Metroidvania. Don't expect a real barnburner like Hollow Knight, Blasphemous or Rusted Moss but if you have any appetite left for 'vanias this year after Silksong I'd definitely say give it a look.
Let's play a game, everybody! I call it "Has Discord hired any LGBT+ staff members yet?"
If their spellcheck is anything to go by, then the answer is no.
If their spellcheck is anything to go by, then the answer is no.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Let's play a game, everybody! I call it "Has Discord hired any LGBT+ staff members yet?"
If their spellcheck is anything to go by, then the answer is no.
If their spellcheck is anything to go by, then the answer is no.
I've literally never used Spotify in my life. And neither should you.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I've literally never used Spotify in my life. And neither should you.
"Pure effeverscent enrichment" is the most pretentious description of a social media platform I have ever heard in my life. That line belongs in a goddamn shampoo commercial, not the self-description of one of the world's busiest websites.
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"Pure effeverscent enrichment" is the most pretentious description of a social media platform I have ever heard in my life. That line belongs in a goddamn shampoo commercial, not the self-description of one of the world's busiest websites.
Hang in there girl 🫂
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hang in there girl 🫂
If you see this, quote the post with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
If you see this, quote the post with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Went to bed early; slept for 2 hours; woke up feeling crazy warm in bed so I removed every layer except for my literal blanket; still felt too warm so I guess I'm awake now.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Went to bed early; slept for 2 hours; woke up feeling crazy warm in bed so I removed every layer except for my literal blanket; still felt too warm so I guess I'm awake now.
I'm annoyed at how good I look when I wear proper makeup, because it means I'll need to learn how to do proper makeup.
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm annoyed at how good I look when I wear proper makeup, because it means I'll need to learn how to do proper makeup.
two vast and trunkless legs
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
two vast and trunkless legs
Remember that time Super Smash Bros. Melee featured a playable character whose own debut game hadn't even come out yet?
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Remember that time Super Smash Bros. Melee featured a playable character whose own debut game hadn't even come out yet?
Tired: Bat Mobile
Wired: Bat Sandcrawler
Wired: Bat Sandcrawler
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Tired: Bat Mobile
Wired: Bat Sandcrawler
Wired: Bat Sandcrawler
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Very much so, yes.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Very much so, yes.
If you see this, post one image from your device without explanation.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If you see this, post one image from your device without explanation.
Yes ma'am 🫡
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Yes ma'am 🫡
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
So here's what you're gonna do: Start > Control Panel > Windows Tools > right-click Services > click "Run as administrator"
Scroll down to "WSAIFabricSvc", right-click it and pick Properties, set the Startup type to Disabled, click Stop, click Apply, then click OK.
Cuz fuck AI, and fuck Microsoft.
Scroll down to "WSAIFabricSvc", right-click it and pick Properties, set the Startup type to Disabled, click Stop, click Apply, then click OK.
Cuz fuck AI, and fuck Microsoft.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So here's what you're gonna do: Start > Control Panel > Windows Tools > right-click Services > click "Run as administrator"
Scroll down to "WSAIFabricSvc", right-click it and pick Properties, set the Startup type to Disabled, click Stop, click Apply, then click OK.
Cuz fuck AI, and fuck Microsoft.
Scroll down to "WSAIFabricSvc", right-click it and pick Properties, set the Startup type to Disabled, click Stop, click Apply, then click OK.
Cuz fuck AI, and fuck Microsoft.
I wonder how many Americans know that Disney frequently retitle their movies overseas because somebody else had already trademarked the American title over there.
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I wonder how many Americans know that Disney frequently retitle their movies overseas because somebody else had already trademarked the American title over there.
Remember when you'd click on an image in Discord and then this button did literally fucking anything? Those were the days.
October 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Remember when you'd click on an image in Discord and then this button did literally fucking anything? Those were the days.
I met my British girlfriend in person for the 1st time last month, and when I arrived she'd prepared a lovely bouquet for me with the dominant colour being purple (my fave) and prominently featuring heather after I mentioned how pretty it was.
Not the same situation, I know, but I truly loved it!
Not the same situation, I know, but I truly loved it!
October 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I met my British girlfriend in person for the 1st time last month, and when I arrived she'd prepared a lovely bouquet for me with the dominant colour being purple (my fave) and prominently featuring heather after I mentioned how pretty it was.
Not the same situation, I know, but I truly loved it!
Not the same situation, I know, but I truly loved it!
Here, I'll start: Caramelised Onion Chutney.
Loved it! Fantastic combo with any kind of salty or savoury protein. Works great on bagels w. goat cheese; on toast w. bacon; as a lingonberry-jam substitute for meatballs; and absolutely fucking SLAPS on seasalt/rosemary crackers w. aged cumin cheese.
Loved it! Fantastic combo with any kind of salty or savoury protein. Works great on bagels w. goat cheese; on toast w. bacon; as a lingonberry-jam substitute for meatballs; and absolutely fucking SLAPS on seasalt/rosemary crackers w. aged cumin cheese.
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Here, I'll start: Caramelised Onion Chutney.
Loved it! Fantastic combo with any kind of salty or savoury protein. Works great on bagels w. goat cheese; on toast w. bacon; as a lingonberry-jam substitute for meatballs; and absolutely fucking SLAPS on seasalt/rosemary crackers w. aged cumin cheese.
Loved it! Fantastic combo with any kind of salty or savoury protein. Works great on bagels w. goat cheese; on toast w. bacon; as a lingonberry-jam substitute for meatballs; and absolutely fucking SLAPS on seasalt/rosemary crackers w. aged cumin cheese.
Thought of this earlier today and couldn't stop thinking about it, so I had to make it just to get it out of my head.
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Thought of this earlier today and couldn't stop thinking about it, so I had to make it just to get it out of my head.