Artificial Christmas tree, squished together. Wants me to fluff it for 1-2 hours?! Pretty sure at that stage it’s no longer simply fluffing!

Why did I read this in my head in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice?

Lmao, 1 month later and I finally got this same screen. Fumbled it so never got a photo, but 80% @ 73.5 hours. Started the last boss on Friday and only just beaten now.

Next up: something less difficult before subjecting myself to Hades 2; Link’s Awakening Remaster!

I’ve no idea how far I’ve got left to go, but I’m currently 18 hours in and finally starting to feel less crap at the game in general! I did spend 3 nights on the Savage Beastfly though, so the less said about that, the better 🤫

I don’t know why, but “Or Everton” seemed like an afterthought here and really tickled me. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!

Proper old man reply (and likely to alienate Jo who hates the stuff, but)

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I got one of these this year and it was way too good. Going to hope they bring them back next year and will get a sarcastic amount of them.

As is your right as a parent!

I’ve ruined this for my girls by singing it wrong in the car on the school run. Basically singing “aaa patater”, over and over again.