Microdosing doomscrolling by listening to NPR in the morning

When is the part when we get plugged into the MMO?

Late-stage capitalism is getting home and having to wait at a dead end because there’s no on street parking left

My most admirable trait is I will be fiercely watching Master Chef

My great pursuit is making the best cookies with as few ingredients as possible (the tub of dough in my fridge)

You must be stupid if you think we pspsin