Seth CK
sethckauthor.bsky.social
Seth CK
@sethckauthor.bsky.social
Author. Dork. Dad. Also I do IT for money because I haven't figured out infinite money yet.
It's always amazing to me that people can have a billion dollars. $1,000 million and these fucking chumps are still going to work... Insanity. You have infinite money. Go travel the world and be happy dorks.
December 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Seems like everyone is sick these days. Hopefully not!
December 27, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You only live once. Eat the salty bagel!
December 20, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I'm hoping they'll take the opportunity to do something interesting with it. Like use kryptonite handcuffs provided by lex Luther or something.
December 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Okay, but it would be endlessly funny if Junior actually blew through all the money. I'm not sure how much cocaine costs but it's pretty expensive and over 4 years maybe he could pull it off.
December 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I'm not even off the one job 🙃
December 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Oh I love being ridiculed for not being sexist enough by some of the guys. Like dudes, I am objectively happier than you LOL.
December 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I look forward to seeing the fromage homage.
December 19, 2024 at 12:48 PM
It's a pretty big commitment. Other than this one dude from the Middle East. Usually you can only get into death once 😂
December 12, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Damn fine mushrooms.
December 11, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Streisand effect happening in real time!
December 11, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I'm suppressing my gag reflex long enough to give this one a shot. The fatigue is real.
February 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM