RIGHT AFTER Muddy Waters burns the house down? Fuck off!!!!!

Yeah they exploit artists and play ICE ads but that’s fun branding! Damn them!

Like who are we kidding here?

Feels like green bubble texts.

Tidal has "Rewind" but who gives a shit?

Spotify obviously evil on multiple levels but Wrapped is unbelievably effective branding and marketing.

Also the Tidal app is terrible but it sounds better and they theoretically pay artists a bit better.

Buddy the Elf will have to wait til next week.

Went with Planes Trains. I know it's a few days post Thanksgiving but I'm still up north for the holiday, skipping it would feel sacrilegious, and it feels just a tad too early to bust out the XMas movie essentials.

Zooted out of his mind.

The robots have already won here.

This thought has been brought to you by Elder Millennial Brain (TM).

You can watch time pass after a breakup as your ex slides lower and lower down your most Venmoed people.

He ended his performance by calling the Dallas Cowboys "the best team in the world," which is just objectively untrue.