Seth Joseph
@sethjoseph.bsky.social
Studied film, so of course I work in marketing. I love board games, bad movies, transcendent movies, peak television, Nintendo, and the Oxford comma. I made a board game. I've got #CrohnsDisease. I was saying "Boo-urns." #Filmsky www.sethjoseph.com
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Seth Joseph
@sethjoseph.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Make fun of vegans all you want, but I've never heard of anyone having to get vaccinated for the Kale Flu.
Go play Pears at @slate.com today, type in "CANTINA," and see if you can spot the (I assume?) typo in the green text that comes up.
October 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Go play Pears at @slate.com today, type in "CANTINA," and see if you can spot the (I assume?) typo in the green text that comes up.
Many years ago, I went on an interview for a job producing web content about dead celebrities. While I was there, they gave me a sushi costume for my cat, for reasons. Here it is. #Halloween #CatsOfBlueSky #PetCostume #SushiCat
P.S.: I got the job.
P.S.: I got the job.
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Many years ago, I went on an interview for a job producing web content about dead celebrities. While I was there, they gave me a sushi costume for my cat, for reasons. Here it is. #Halloween #CatsOfBlueSky #PetCostume #SushiCat
P.S.: I got the job.
P.S.: I got the job.
How many "Sexy Gladys" Halloween costumes will we see this season? #Weapons #Halloween #FilmSky #Horror
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How many "Sexy Gladys" Halloween costumes will we see this season? #Weapons #Halloween #FilmSky #Horror
It must suck to feel like you're not safe in your own home anymore, like maybe you're worried that strange, masked men with guns will come into your home and abduct you without due process.
#KristiNoem #ICE #Fascists
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
#KristiNoem #ICE #Fascists
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
August 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It must suck to feel like you're not safe in your own home anymore, like maybe you're worried that strange, masked men with guns will come into your home and abduct you without due process.
#KristiNoem #ICE #Fascists
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
#KristiNoem #ICE #Fascists
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
I just laughed out loud at a dumb/brilliant joke in @theonion.com. Do yourself a favor: go read the articles (they're even better than the headlines) and sign up for the newsletter. #Comedy #Satire #Funny
Meteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet Earth
The cherry tomato-sized meteorite that pierced the roof of a home near Atlanta has been confirmed to be about 4.56 billion years old, making it older than Earth itself. What do you think?
theonion.com
August 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I just laughed out loud at a dumb/brilliant joke in @theonion.com. Do yourself a favor: go read the articles (they're even better than the headlines) and sign up for the newsletter. #Comedy #Satire #Funny
They should rename the Marriner S. Eccles Building as "The Fedquarters."
July 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They should rename the Marriner S. Eccles Building as "The Fedquarters."
It still takes me a moment to remember that when my son talks about "20s music," he means Imagine Dragons and not Al Jolson.
July 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It still takes me a moment to remember that when my son talks about "20s music," he means Imagine Dragons and not Al Jolson.
I'll never understand why so many people thought that a person who was too inept to keep a casino in business was somehow capable of leading a nation.
July 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'll never understand why so many people thought that a person who was too inept to keep a casino in business was somehow capable of leading a nation.
Just found out I'm the same age as Gregory Peck when he played Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird." I don't know what to do with that.
July 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just found out I'm the same age as Gregory Peck when he played Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird." I don't know what to do with that.
I would definitely prefer fewer stories like this, yes.
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I would definitely prefer fewer stories like this, yes.
I'm at a restaurant within listening distance of a first date and I SO DESPERATELY want to tell the young man to stop talking and for the love of God ask the woman a question about herself.
June 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm at a restaurant within listening distance of a first date and I SO DESPERATELY want to tell the young man to stop talking and for the love of God ask the woman a question about herself.
First marigold of the season.
June 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
First marigold of the season.
Growing up means reconciling the earned wisdom of your years with the fact that nobody gives a single fuck about your opinion. #CatsOfBluesky #ArchieCat
June 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Growing up means reconciling the earned wisdom of your years with the fact that nobody gives a single fuck about your opinion. #CatsOfBluesky #ArchieCat
Funny. The Trump administration was so adamant that #KilmarAbregoGarcia will never return to the United States, regardless of what the courts rule. Now he's back in Maryland to stand trial, because #TACO, I guess? What a bunch of tools.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been returned to the United States to face criminal charges | CNN Politics
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador in March, has been returned to the United States to face federal criminal charges, Attorney General Pam Bondi said Friday.
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June 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Funny. The Trump administration was so adamant that #KilmarAbregoGarcia will never return to the United States, regardless of what the courts rule. Now he's back in Maryland to stand trial, because #TACO, I guess? What a bunch of tools.
Guess it makes sense that #LucBesson would be attracted to the #Dracula story, as it's all about an older man who gets fixated on a woman way too young for him, seduces her, and drains her of her life...and for some reason people still think he's cool. #FilmSky #Movies
June 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Guess it makes sense that #LucBesson would be attracted to the #Dracula story, as it's all about an older man who gets fixated on a woman way too young for him, seduces her, and drains her of her life...and for some reason people still think he's cool. #FilmSky #Movies
Adam Schlesinger was a once-in-a-generation songwriter, a pop music galaxy brain. I recently re-discovered this link I'd saved to a tribute album compiled by his friends and admirers back in 2020. Give it a listen. It's pure love.
#AdamSchlesinger #PopMusic #PowerPop #FountainsOfWayne
#AdamSchlesinger #PopMusic #PowerPop #FountainsOfWayne
Saving for a Custom Van, by Various Artists
31 track album
fatherdaughterrecords.bandcamp.com
June 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Adam Schlesinger was a once-in-a-generation songwriter, a pop music galaxy brain. I recently re-discovered this link I'd saved to a tribute album compiled by his friends and admirers back in 2020. Give it a listen. It's pure love.
#AdamSchlesinger #PopMusic #PowerPop #FountainsOfWayne
#AdamSchlesinger #PopMusic #PowerPop #FountainsOfWayne
June 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
May 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When I first read the quote, I thought she was talking about how one comes to terms with their own mortality and inevitable demise.
May 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When I first read the quote, I thought she was talking about how one comes to terms with their own mortality and inevitable demise.
I was thinking this morning about how important it is to fully understand the requirements of a job before you accept an offer. What are the duties? Can you carry them out? If you find yourself constitutionally unable to fulfill the very most basic functions, maybe it's not the right job for you.
May 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was thinking this morning about how important it is to fully understand the requirements of a job before you accept an offer. What are the duties? Can you carry them out? If you find yourself constitutionally unable to fulfill the very most basic functions, maybe it's not the right job for you.
I saw #Thunderbolts* last night, and it is incredibly appropriate that this movie came out on the first day of #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth. It's got the trappings of a Marvel action movie: things explode, people fly, punches and quips are thrown, a good time is had by all.
#FilmSky #Movies
#FilmSky #Movies
May 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I saw #Thunderbolts* last night, and it is incredibly appropriate that this movie came out on the first day of #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth. It's got the trappings of a Marvel action movie: things explode, people fly, punches and quips are thrown, a good time is had by all.
#FilmSky #Movies
#FilmSky #Movies
Got to #run a 5K today with this little athlete. She crushed it. #Runner #Running #Ravesnwood #SybilWoJo
April 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Got to #run a 5K today with this little athlete. She crushed it. #Runner #Running #Ravesnwood #SybilWoJo