Raccoon Princess 🦝
@settledsuccubus.bsky.social
Autistic adventure girl™ and recipe writing foodie. Bookworm, gamer, gym bunny, home educator and gentle parent. she/her. Former sex worker. My life is a tragicomedy 🖤 level 31. 18+
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Fudge the elf has decided to redecorate part of the bathroom 😌
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Fudge the elf has decided to redecorate part of the bathroom 😌
I am always in awe of how curly my hairdresser makes my hair with a little cream and a diffuser.
All I get at home is frizz 🙈
All I get at home is frizz 🙈
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I am always in awe of how curly my hairdresser makes my hair with a little cream and a diffuser.
All I get at home is frizz 🙈
All I get at home is frizz 🙈
I had bloods done a few months ago and I'm severely deficient in folic acid and regular British deficient in vit D.
I've never believed in supplements but I started taking these 3 weeks ago, and I actually feel better??
The fertility gummies also have inositol which helps PCOS. 🎉
I've never believed in supplements but I started taking these 3 weeks ago, and I actually feel better??
The fertility gummies also have inositol which helps PCOS. 🎉
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I had bloods done a few months ago and I'm severely deficient in folic acid and regular British deficient in vit D.
I've never believed in supplements but I started taking these 3 weeks ago, and I actually feel better??
The fertility gummies also have inositol which helps PCOS. 🎉
I've never believed in supplements but I started taking these 3 weeks ago, and I actually feel better??
The fertility gummies also have inositol which helps PCOS. 🎉
I feel super cute today 💚💛
It's been a while since I felt this good about myself.
It's been a while since I felt this good about myself.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I feel super cute today 💚💛
It's been a while since I felt this good about myself.
It's been a while since I felt this good about myself.
Feeling pretty proud of myself for working out when I can't sleep, instead of staring at the ceiling for hours.
Not that long ago I'd be furios that the cure for my insomnia is exercise. Now I'm just happy I've found something that works. 💪💤
Not that long ago I'd be furios that the cure for my insomnia is exercise. Now I'm just happy I've found something that works. 💪💤
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Feeling pretty proud of myself for working out when I can't sleep, instead of staring at the ceiling for hours.
Not that long ago I'd be furios that the cure for my insomnia is exercise. Now I'm just happy I've found something that works. 💪💤
Not that long ago I'd be furios that the cure for my insomnia is exercise. Now I'm just happy I've found something that works. 💪💤
Okay look, my handwriting is shit so it's no wonder my son's isn't great either. BUT I'm so proud of my 9yo for his philosophy work and improving debate skills. 😍
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Okay look, my handwriting is shit so it's no wonder my son's isn't great either. BUT I'm so proud of my 9yo for his philosophy work and improving debate skills. 😍
My son got an early birthday present yesterday. It was a phone. I didn't know how much I needed spontaneous "I love you" texts from my nearly 10 year old until now 🥲
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My son got an early birthday present yesterday. It was a phone. I didn't know how much I needed spontaneous "I love you" texts from my nearly 10 year old until now 🥲
The first year that the elf brought us the North Pole breakfast it was pancakes and waffles - essentially normal breakfast foods.
Over the years, our elf has taken more and more liberties, and it has devolved into plates like this: mini desserts for breakfast.
I would never approve such a thing 😇
Over the years, our elf has taken more and more liberties, and it has devolved into plates like this: mini desserts for breakfast.
I would never approve such a thing 😇
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The first year that the elf brought us the North Pole breakfast it was pancakes and waffles - essentially normal breakfast foods.
Over the years, our elf has taken more and more liberties, and it has devolved into plates like this: mini desserts for breakfast.
I would never approve such a thing 😇
Over the years, our elf has taken more and more liberties, and it has devolved into plates like this: mini desserts for breakfast.
I would never approve such a thing 😇
This time last week, I didn't have walls 😂
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This time last week, I didn't have walls 😂
The plumber finished in my bathroom a few hours ago, and now I get to deep clean it and run a bubble bath (this is okay as long as I don't splash, but I can't shower until after 24 hours).
I've never been so excited to clean a bathroom in all my life. It's been so long since I could use the bath.
I've never been so excited to clean a bathroom in all my life. It's been so long since I could use the bath.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The plumber finished in my bathroom a few hours ago, and now I get to deep clean it and run a bubble bath (this is okay as long as I don't splash, but I can't shower until after 24 hours).
I've never been so excited to clean a bathroom in all my life. It's been so long since I could use the bath.
I've never been so excited to clean a bathroom in all my life. It's been so long since I could use the bath.
Me? Dig holes in the garden? I would never 🐺😇
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Me? Dig holes in the garden? I would never 🐺😇
Okay I'm falling asleep but if any of my Bluesky friends are Hevy users, I'd love to connect there too 🥰
This was today's PB 🎉
This was today's PB 🎉
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Okay I'm falling asleep but if any of my Bluesky friends are Hevy users, I'd love to connect there too 🥰
This was today's PB 🎉
This was today's PB 🎉
The bad stuff:
- My partner's cat died. Now his other cat is extra timid & clingy 💔
- The walls & floor around my bath were all ripped out because they were hella soggy & mouldy. I currently have no bathing facilities.
- My MH social worker left and they just... didn't allocate another one to me.
- My partner's cat died. Now his other cat is extra timid & clingy 💔
- The walls & floor around my bath were all ripped out because they were hella soggy & mouldy. I currently have no bathing facilities.
- My MH social worker left and they just... didn't allocate another one to me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The bad stuff:
- My partner's cat died. Now his other cat is extra timid & clingy 💔
- The walls & floor around my bath were all ripped out because they were hella soggy & mouldy. I currently have no bathing facilities.
- My MH social worker left and they just... didn't allocate another one to me.
- My partner's cat died. Now his other cat is extra timid & clingy 💔
- The walls & floor around my bath were all ripped out because they were hella soggy & mouldy. I currently have no bathing facilities.
- My MH social worker left and they just... didn't allocate another one to me.
This is all I ever wanted in a relationship. ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is all I ever wanted in a relationship. ❤️
Just here to say I'm still alive 💖
Doing all the things for my mental health like eating fresh food, staying off social media (mostly), connecting with people in real life, and lifting in the gym for the dopamine. 💪
And yes I am a weirdo who goes to the gym with wet hair. I *have* to feel clean.
Doing all the things for my mental health like eating fresh food, staying off social media (mostly), connecting with people in real life, and lifting in the gym for the dopamine. 💪
And yes I am a weirdo who goes to the gym with wet hair. I *have* to feel clean.
October 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just here to say I'm still alive 💖
Doing all the things for my mental health like eating fresh food, staying off social media (mostly), connecting with people in real life, and lifting in the gym for the dopamine. 💪
And yes I am a weirdo who goes to the gym with wet hair. I *have* to feel clean.
Doing all the things for my mental health like eating fresh food, staying off social media (mostly), connecting with people in real life, and lifting in the gym for the dopamine. 💪
And yes I am a weirdo who goes to the gym with wet hair. I *have* to feel clean.
September 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This sofa and this coffee table!! But I'm gonna paint the black coffee table legs white 💕
It pulls out into a sofa bed, which is perfect for guests and there's a lift up storage bit for bedding 😍😍
It pulls out into a sofa bed, which is perfect for guests and there's a lift up storage bit for bedding 😍😍
June 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This sofa and this coffee table!! But I'm gonna paint the black coffee table legs white 💕
It pulls out into a sofa bed, which is perfect for guests and there's a lift up storage bit for bedding 😍😍
It pulls out into a sofa bed, which is perfect for guests and there's a lift up storage bit for bedding 😍😍
I haven't had sunglasses since my son was a baby because I couldn't justify the extra cost for prescription shades.
I finally splashed out for some at Specsavers and I can't believe I ever managed in Summer without them. I can finally see when I'm driving 😂
I finally splashed out for some at Specsavers and I can't believe I ever managed in Summer without them. I can finally see when I'm driving 😂
June 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I haven't had sunglasses since my son was a baby because I couldn't justify the extra cost for prescription shades.
I finally splashed out for some at Specsavers and I can't believe I ever managed in Summer without them. I can finally see when I'm driving 😂
I finally splashed out for some at Specsavers and I can't believe I ever managed in Summer without them. I can finally see when I'm driving 😂
Just a raccoon off to the gym 💪🦝
I really love this top 😍
I really love this top 😍
June 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just a raccoon off to the gym 💪🦝
I really love this top 😍
I really love this top 😍
What is this mysterious thing you call 'leftover potatoes'??
April 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What is this mysterious thing you call 'leftover potatoes'??
The late night snack gremlin always gets to me 🥔
April 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The late night snack gremlin always gets to me 🥔
I finally attempted the stairmaster last night. It defeated me after just 3 minutes.
This machine is pure evil 😂
This machine is pure evil 😂
March 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I finally attempted the stairmaster last night. It defeated me after just 3 minutes.
This machine is pure evil 😂
This machine is pure evil 😂
I made pork belly ramen for lunch 🍜
March 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I made pork belly ramen for lunch 🍜
For anyone who doesn't know, I home educate my 9 year old son.
He made this poster last week and I just want to show it off. That's all. 🥰
He made this poster last week and I just want to show it off. That's all. 🥰
March 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
For anyone who doesn't know, I home educate my 9 year old son.
He made this poster last week and I just want to show it off. That's all. 🥰
He made this poster last week and I just want to show it off. That's all. 🥰
I went on an adventure with my boyfriend at the weekend and he snapped this adorable photo of me leading him through the woods 🥹
March 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I went on an adventure with my boyfriend at the weekend and he snapped this adorable photo of me leading him through the woods 🥹